Dark Junior

When your GM is forced to ban all discussion of Star Wars canon in your Star Wars D&D game, because no one can agree on what should be canon.

Big scary torpedo.

...you roll as many D20s as you can possibly hold in one hand and every single roll is a natural 1, all of your cards are equal to a 10. (b) Every player receives $10,000 in cash...

Banned for destroying so many of my attempts at making a space station. Curse you, kraken.

Granted, but they're all plastic. I wish for a computer that can actually run a game created more recently than 2013 (Also, I can't believe this thread is still going strong after over 6 years)

HanSoloKremlin

@YNM location: 8/10. The pictures I saw look nice.

3022: You find copies of every third game Valve ever made, hidden away here from the public eye.

Clearly not. @Dark Junior

York, England

To my every need. Waiter, I would like today's special.

When my fortress sank into the ground, The Hill did as well. My fortified underground Hill.

You may think you've taken the hills... but you do not have The Hill. Think about it. This whole kerfuffle started over one hill, and devolved into a war for every hill, slope, ridge, dune, bluff, cliff, promontory, headland, stack, ascent, gradient, precipice, knoll, protuberance, drift, fell, heap, mesa, mound, eminence, acclivity, incline, mount, shock, prominence, range, summit, highland, talus, upland, butte, hummock, tor, and esker on this Gaben-forsaken planet. But tou have forgotten The Hill. The cause of this conflict. As we speak, I've constructed a massive fortress atop it, protecting it from the unworthy. My legions of trained soldiers, artillery, weapons of mass destruction, and fortifications protect this sacred place. I have been crowned ruler of this mighty hill, ruling with an iron fist. I am truly the King of The Hill.

Sautè destroying angels, coming right up! Yes, I'd like a pizza.

10/10 Sounds reasonable. I sweat very real water! Look! My pores open up to dispense people water, just like people!

Stop complaining and drink your sulfuric acid. Waiter, there's a <div></span> in my soup

No. Stop. Hammertime.

Yes, send your dropships. I'd like to see them get past my SPACE NINJAS! Through brute force, I regain control of Kerbin, establishing Hill Forts all across the planet.

Oof. @kerbinorbiter

Through a political coup, I take over every hill on Kerbin and establish myself as a dictator.

I skipped lunch the other day to finish a CSS style sheet. I was hungry afterward, but whatever. Also, I'm back from the dead again. Hi.

He could never get the hang of thurdays. But he then realized that implied the prison was on fire.

"We're taking you to another prison. This one failed a health inspection."

So, the XKCD 2008 special was... interesting. I found it again recently, and decided to play a little game. You are to fill in the blanks of this image so it makes sense. That's really the only rule. Fill in all the blanks! I can't wait to see what happens. I'm scared.