Kernel Kraken

While doing a few loops around the KSC, Georgia was shot down by a rocket- what the directors are calling a "Suprise SAM Test"- and tragically perished in a large explosion. We're not sure who to blame yet, but we will find out and send them to EVE as punishment. Valentina- pushed off of a cliff.

Banned for having 7 times more rep than me

Where are y'all making these? I have some.... ideas.

Run.

Florida man consumes B E A N S

Skip to about 6:28, I tried to de-orbit Jeb with his suit thrusters. Didn't exactly work. Haven't gone back to the Mün since.

John Williams is going to hire a hitman. Hi- Points are a good investment and very aesthetically pleasing. Messing up any Monty Python bit: 'Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of raspberries...'

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Granted. You get a 4TB HDD of memes so funny they approach lethality, will be timely forever, and you feel compelled to share with everyone. The problem is the hard drive is cold and soaking wet due to being dank. Oops. I want exactly 0.3 bitcoins.

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Once you do downgrade to 1.3.1, stay there. It's the best.

Depends on what you are using it for. Are the batteries dead and you are stuck in a way where you can't recharge them? Are the Science- y bits broken? Is it a waste of time to gather more science because the bonuses have worn off? More context is needed. If you believe you can still get lots of science, than don't. If it has become useless and cannot serve it's function any longer, murder it. If you have decided to murder it, don't be boring and simply terminate it. Take some massive parts, build a space nuke, and bombard it from orbit. Or throw it off a cliff. Or land a new rover on top of it. If you decide to go through with it, we need a video.

Error 8,345,264: Sorry for the delay, folks, but the engine is mounted upside down, and there's only one tool on the face of the Earth that can fix it. That tool is currently in Madagascar. -Brian Regan

Gets Her. Inserts approximately 7.3 kilograms of Lead.