Gojira

King of the Hill

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I join the hill empire with a space center on a hill! Space shuttles armed with orbital bombardment weapons are launched to polar orbits, while hundreds of tiny drone stealth fighters sit guard!

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By this point the Hill Empire has settlements on every hill on kerbin, so it's time go to space.

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Through a political coup, I take over every hill on Kerbin and establish myself as a dictator.

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9 minutes ago, Dark Junior said:

Through a political coup, I take over every hill on Kerbin and establish myself as a dictator.

But by definition, my mountain is safe. A hill is defined as a mound rising 2,000 feet above it's base.

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1 hour ago, Dark Junior said:

Through a political coup, I take over every hill on Kerbin and establish myself as a dictator.

I use my orbital bombardment weapons to destroy your capital city, then I take over and establish a democracy of hills led by me for the first presidential term to avoid a collapse of the government

My society of hill people

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4 hours ago, 53miner53 said:

I use my orbital bombardment weapons to destroy your capital city, then I take over and establish a democracy of hills led by me for the first presidential term to avoid a collapse of the government

My society of hill people

Still have my mountain! I use a flight group of Star- Dreadnoughts to escape to Eve before Kerbin is destroyed in a civil war.

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The last remnant of the Hill Empire prepares to retake the motherland. Soon the sky will be streaked with plasma trails from de-orbiting dropships.

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Yes, send your dropships. I'd like to see them get past my SPACE NINJAS! Through brute force, I regain control of Kerbin, establishing Hill Forts all across the planet.

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Through space shuttles that launch orbital bases and launch micro drone fighters all over the world, I destroy your hill forts and space ninjas, freeing the planet in one epic battle! 

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In the middle of the chaos, I establish a hill. Along with a self destruct mechanism with the ability to incinerate Kerbin's atmosphere if compromised.

My hill with a doomsday self destruct device.

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I de- orbit my nuclear- missile armed star Dreadnoughts and start blasting away at the Enemies of the Motherland.

THIS. IS. HILLEMPIIIIIRRRRRREEE!

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6 hours ago, TheKSPBeginner said:

Reset.

@Gojira

No... Dude... Just... Please stop this.

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You may think you've taken the hills... but you do not have The Hill. Think about it. This whole kerfuffle started over one hill, and devolved into a war for every hill, slope, ridge, dune, bluff, cliff, promontory, headland, stack, ascent, gradient, precipice, knoll, protuberance, drift, fell, heap, mesa, mound, eminence, acclivity, incline, mount, shock, prominence, range, summit, highland, talus, upland, butte, hummock, tor, and esker on this Gaben-forsaken planet.

But tou have forgotten The Hill. The cause of this conflict. As we speak, I've constructed a massive fortress atop it, protecting it from the unworthy. My legions of trained soldiers, artillery, weapons of mass destruction, and fortifications protect this sacred place. I have been crowned ruler of this mighty hill, ruling with an iron fist.

I am truly the King of The Hill.

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Massive fortress sinks in ground. With legions.

Archaeologists' hill.

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