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On 3/1/2017 at 2:23 PM, NSEP said:

Internet Memes will make it to the history books. Its creativity at it's craziest. -Me

I mean, considering the effect of internet memes in recent politics, that's definitely going to happen.

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4 hours ago, legoclone09 said:

I mean, considering the effect of internet memes in recent politics, that's definitely going to happen.

Like Kekistan. That should be in the history books.

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6 hours ago, NSEP said:

Like Kekistan. That should be in the history books.

As soon as I saw your avatar in the notifications box I knew you were going to say this.

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"We will never Need more as like 5 Computers in the world"

Mostly adresse to Watson, IBM

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"if you manage to blow up all of exsistance in a singe bomb, look on the bright side, you were the most powerful person in the multiverse for a tiny second!"

-Stupidandy

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<complaint about how much any chemical solution stinks, how much oil is on the helicopter's deck, et cetera>

"That's how you know it's working!"

Honestly, I don't know who to attribute for this one. It's probably been around forever.

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"You have 3 solutions for every problem.

1. The right One

2. The Army way

3. My Way.

We use EVERYTIME only one of them. MY!"

Sargeant Whatismyname.

Edited by Urses

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"Failure is not an option." - Gene Kranz in Apollo 13 movie (note: in the real world, he didn't say that.)

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I've got two:

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."  
Sir Winston Churchill

"Stop Making Stupid People Famous" 
Unknown quote I saw on a T-shirt... that I really want to own someday!  :D

Edited by Just Jim

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1 hour ago, Just Jim said:

"Stop Making Stupid People Famous" 
Unknown quote I saw on a T-shirt... that I really want to own someday!  :D

I'd buy that shirt!

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"A poignant scene. An eternity's repose. It brings peaceful thoughts, does it not?"

-Victory Mine Vortigaunt, on the charred corpse

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"Always remember to be yourself. Unless yourself sucks. In that case, pretend to be someone else."

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This used to be my life

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"just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I am what you think"

                                                                                                  -Me

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"There are three things you should never discuss with friends: politics, religion, and the Great Pumpkin" -Linus, paraphrased.

Edited by KerbalSaver
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"Where in the world is the Earth?"

-Me, coding a game, but iirc I put the co-ordinates for Earth backwards (or out of render distance).

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"America is the best country in the nation!"

Edited by Adstriduum

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Two recent favorites:

"Friends are like cows. If you eat them, they die."

"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warmed for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warmed for the rest of his life."

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Kind of surprised neither of these has shown up yet:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."

-Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision."

-Randall Munroe

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