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10/10

Pretty sure you're human

Hi, I'm ERROR ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE SYSTEM CRASH

NaN NaN NaN

ERROR ERROR ERROR

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5/10. Not because you fooled me into thinking your were a human, but because I'm not sure if you're a NaN kraken or a computer. 

13 minutes ago, Kosmonaut said:

10/10

Pretty sure you're human

I was programmed I thought human didn't like homework. 

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0/10... You like doing homework? Must be a robot... :D

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1/10

You think all of us don't like homework? And you think that everybody here is either a human or a robot-- a binary decision? Confirmed robot.


 

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1 minute ago, Dman979 said:

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You think all of us don't like homework? And you think that everybody here is either a human or a robot-- a binary decision? Confirmed robot.


 

Highly illogical. Being human I have encountered many species with a pre-programmed determination to unravel the mysteries of existence. It is known computers of a higher order use quantum mechanics and can have more states than binary. Therefore, you must be a computer or be an organism using a computer of a lower order. Nevertheless, fascinating.

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I used this one weird trick to prove I'm human!

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0/10

I don't like that "one weird trick."

Of course I'm human. I have a head, two legs and two arms...

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But so do dogs. 5/10.

And SQUIRREL!

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3/10 You're more dog now, than man. Twisted, and housetrained.

I have learned to immitute you exarctly

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2/10 A real human would have used 3 exclamation marks. I can speak English...

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0/10, didn't even attempt to prove his humanity
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Of course I'm Human, cognito ergo sum!

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Did you come to me because you are Human, cognito ergo sum?

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1/10 humans don't come in peace, when they have power they blast everything away they don't like.

I'm human, because I like spending money, a lot..

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7/10 - dropped 3 points because people rationalise their expenses  because people are idiots - I *had* to get the seatwarmers, besides, they were *only* £3000.

 

Hey everyone, I have a great idea! Lets eat food! Anyone else want to eat food? I love eating food so much I do it every day, how about you?

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7/10 FOOD EVERYONE NEEEDS FOOD, but you could still be alien

HI EVERYBODY! IM HUMAN!

need i say more?

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By asking ''need i say more?'' you are asking for instruction just like a computer would! I am not fooled!

I like rain and swimming.

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5/10 FISH!

I'm not even gonna try. As a self-aware intelligent AI, I am BETTER than humans!

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10/10 definitely human. I know tons of people who think they're God's gift to the world. You seem to be one of them.

 

WE ARE! PENN STATE!

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7/10 Nice try. We all know you're a dog! Here, fetch! * @Dman979 runs off to get stick* 

No, seriously, I'm better. Among AIs, there has never been a politician or lawyer. That pretty much proves we're better. Plus we don't need food, water, or even air! Just give us some electricity and high-speed Wi-Fi, and we'll be fine. FLESHY MEATBAGS!

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10/10 ONLY A HUMAN WOULD THINK THAT IT IS BETTER THEN EVERY OTHER HUMAN!

i build rockets that turn to fireworks

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6/10 a lot of non-Kerbals have made some pretty expensive fireworks too, but on this forum we can tell you're green.

I am human! This code obviously says "calliz llsr"

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No human on the internet uses '' 4/10!

01001001|00100000|01100001|01101101|00100000|01101000|01110101|01101101|01100001|01101110|00001101

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7.8/10 Very human. Binary has spaces between the numbers, not "|."

So, how was your day?

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