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Matuchkin

Matuchkin

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*bm, k-chik, bm-bm k-chik*

You just joined last month you have like 90 posts

And yet you're asking that guy to refuel your SSTO

Just take a look at yourself, you say you're "more or less adept"

You act like it's self-deprecating but you just gotta accept

 

And you know, I think I know what you're getting at

Every noob builds SSTOs, it's all the fad

But try actually designing one, and it'll be plain

How you use the same Mk-2 parts and ramjets over and over again

 

You know, you may think you're good at this, go on and brag

But deep inside we all know that you just use the same gag

Oh, a RAPIER? Let me guess you'll use a ramp intake next

Then pair that up with a Mk2 fuselage and strut the rest

 

Admit it, you're not Rune, even if you'll practice every day

You can't even correctly use a cargo bay

Jeb was your pilot, but now he's in the clay

Since your last design crashed at the end of the runway

 

Your "SSTOs" can't even get to space

While others routinely deorbit first stages and land them on your face

 

You think you're good at this game but you're just a mess

Come talk to me when you download RSS

Because getting to Kerbin orbit isn't that great

When others can take SSTOs to Eeloo even after the 1.0 update

*Crowd Cheering*

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Matuchkin

Matuchkin

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Just now, kerbinorbiter said:

shame on you for being poetic and not shamingful

Shame on you for saying that I wasn't shameful when I was clearly shaming him.

Also, shame on you for not knowing how to spell "shameful".

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Joseph Kerman

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1 hour ago, Matuchkin said:

*bm, k-chik, bm-bm k-chik*

You just joined last month you have like 90 posts

And yet you're asking that guy to refuel your SSTO

Just take a look at yourself, you say you're "more or less adept"

You act like it's self-deprecating but you just gotta accept

 

And you know, I think I know what you're getting at

Every noob builds SSTOs, it's all the fad

But try actually designing one, and it'll be plain

How you use the same Mk-2 parts and ramjets over and over again

 

You know, you may think you're good at this, go on and brag

But deep inside we all know that you just use the same gag

Oh, a RAPIER? Let me guess you'll use a ramp intake next

Then pair that up with a Mk2 fuselage and strut the rest

 

Admit it, you're not Rune, even if you'll practice every day

You can't even correctly use a cargo bay

Jeb was your pilot, but now he's in the clay

Since your last design crashed at the end of the runway

 

Your "SSTOs" can't even get to space

While others routinely deorbit first stages and land them on your face

 

You think you're good at this game but you're just a mess

Come talk to me when you download RSS

Because getting to Kerbin orbit isn't that great

When others can take SSTOs to Eeloo even after the 1.0 update

*Crowd Cheering*

Shame on you for mocking me. My SSTO's do get to space.

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