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Pete Hawkerman is in the Astronout Center with the KSC's admin. a few hours later there is an explosion. Pete get out to check but he find some terrorist's. Before Pete hawkerman pick up his phone to call the police, the terrorist shot at the head of Pete hawkerman. but the admn of KSC is watching them killing pete and he hide in the Astronout complex and he calls the police.

 

Meeb Kerman

Car Crash

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6 hours ago, JB182 said:

Pete Hawkerman is in the Astronout Center with the KSC's admin. a few hours later there is an explosion. Pete get out to check but he find some terrorist's. Before Pete hawkerman pick up his phone to call the police, the terrorist shot at the head of Pete hawkerman. but the admn of KSC is watching them killing pete and he hide in the Astronout complex and he calls the police.

 

Meeb Kerman

Car Crash

Meeb Kerman was very well known for being a daredevil car driver. One day, when he was driving his convertible (faster than the speed restrictions allow) he suddenly saw his favorite girl on the side of the road. He was about ready to say "hi there" to her, when he accidentally turned the steering wheel- and he crashed and burned.

Andrea Kerman will die while she was playing golf on the Mun

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andrea kerman and her team landed on the mun, while her crew is on expedition, andrea kerman was ordered to do some science stuff. she decided to play golf on the mun, when she hit the golf, sometime later the golf came back. before she be able to react, the golf hit her at the head and she died. sometime later her team found andrea kerman died and see some alien with a UFO crashed from far away

Jebadaih Kerman

Duna Landing Failure

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4 hours ago, JB182 said:

Jebadaih Kerman

Duna Landing Failure

Jebadaih - NOT the Jebediah with an orange suit who is often called Jeb, Jebadaih- Kerman was on the Kerbal Space Program's (insert number here)th Duna mission. The lander was designed so so that the engines and the pilot's cabin were in the bottom (the rest of the crew were at the top). During landing, Jebadaih started the suicide burn a bit too late. Most of the lander survived, but the engines and pilot's cabin 'sploded. Jebadaih did not even have time to think of bailing out.

Glitchy Kerman will die by a glitch

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hmmm glitcy kerman kill'd by glitch? a bit hard but...

glitchy kerman was an AI on a video game. been on it for years. one day a person played the game, he/she found glitchy kerman and theres a glitch, then glitchy kerman die.

that is my best story

mumain kerman

fell into a volcano

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Mumain Kerman was wing walking over a volcano full of cyborg laser sharks. She slipped on a flying banana and fell in. She was never seen again.

Dacott Kerman

Killed while driving the stupidity rover on Duna.

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Dacott Kerman was recently sent to Duna to test drive the new rover, named "Stupidity". He wasn't given proper training before leaving, so he flipped the rover on the first turn.

Isawise Kerman - Incorrectly timed landing burn.

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Isawise Kerman was piloting a cargo SSTO on his own for his first solo flight to prove his good piloting. He approached the muns surface at about m/s. He ignited  the engines at full throttle roughly 20 seconds to land. However, only the weak nuclear engines were set to on. He only notices the ground approaching faster about 5 seconds from impact. He crashed about 200 meters away from the base he was trying to land at.

Leo Kerman

Crashed into the sun.

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Leo was on a pioneering mission to Eeloo. Part of the plan was to take a gravity assist off Jool to get there cheaper and faster. However, due to excess flatulence during transit, he accidentally swung by on the wrong side of Jool, causing his orbit to be nearly halted, and his drop directly into the sun. 
 

Freddy Kerman

CoD: Moho. 

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Freddy Kerman  was about to land the Moho Red stone on Moho, then he heard a ringing sound from his phone. It was a update notification for Call of Duty: Moho Warfare. So he updated the game and started playing. When he notesd he needed to start the landing burn. It was to late. He played the game to long and smashed into the mohole.

Brian Kerman

Sabotaged oxygen and crashed into Gilly.

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brian kerman is on an expedition to gilly with an SSTO, but after succesfully orbited gilly, the light turns red, siren sound heard, and there is a sound "WARNING! Oxygen supply is low! Get out now!". when he discovered that all oxygen tank has exploded due to a sabotage, he ran into an escape pod. sadly the escape pod also damaged due to the sabotage. when he notice hes going down into gilly, he began to panic and run all over the ship. after afew minute of panicking, he had an idea to use his helmet and burn so that the SSTO will land safely. after he reaches the cocpit, he realized it was to late. the altitude is very low and hes going down in an extreme speed. he crashed into gilly after he sit in the pilot seat.

 

dave kerman landed on gilly after that incident. he explore with his team. a few minute later, they found a deep crater. one of his team didn't notice that dave was near the crater. he accidentally pushed him and dave fell. he die because he crashed the ground too hard.

 

momney kerman

nuclear explosion

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momney kerman was on a spacewalk to repair his damaged ship. The ship had nuclear engines, and one of them had got hit by a meteor. He went close to the engine, and then BOOM- the engine exploded, killing momney instantly. At least it was quick and painless. (Hey, NUCLEAR engine, wouldn't that count as a nuclear explosion)

Irdinary Kerman - texting on their phone while on EVA 

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Made Irdinary gender neutral so their gender is for you to decide
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irdinary kerman was on EVA on LKO. he/she receive notification from his/her friend. he/she pick up his/her phone and text her/his friend. when he/she texting, she/he realized she/he was falling toward kerbin. she/he die because of overheating. (idk if it was male or female)

coin kermun kerman

drowned in coins

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coin kermun kerman was a very wealthy kerbal from kerbin's upper class. He was the CEO of Kerbodyne and he was very corrupt and not liked.  So the CEOs of Rockomax, Dinkenstein and Jeb's Junkyard (Jeb lol) sat down together and talked how they could render him unfit for the leadership of Kerbodyne. So the chef of Rockomax, Rockroll Kerman said: ''hey, I like the film series Planet Peace, and there Minister Plasticine says ''Ironic'', and kermun has so much money, so let's get some money and pour it over him!', So it was arranged. They got 100 funds (a very large amount) and drove together to the kermun mansion. They said to him, them still sitting in the car,:''hey kermun! wanna have some funds for more totally useful 5m parts?!''. Rocko responded with:'' hello inferior (moneywise) CEOs of inferior companies, I deserve your currency, so hand it over, actually hand it OVER me!''. So they poured 100 funds in coins (more than 10000 coins) and his last words where:''oh no! anyway!'' as he just moved his conciusness into another clone body from his cloning facility which was funded by contracts from the KSC.

(this story is pretty dark at some points, sry)

Obogodo Kerman

Kat sat on his face so he couldn't breathe

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Obogodo Kerman was sleeping in room 46 in the astronaut complex. His cat, Richard, came along and sat on his face. He died in his sleep.

Yemmen Kerman

Crossing KSC road.

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9 hours ago, Stormpilot said:

Yemmen Kerman

Crossing KSC road.

Yemmen was a tourist visiting the Space Center. He wanted to see the VAB from closer, so he started walking towards it. He went over one of the roads and then- BAM! A support vehicle hit Yemmen. Ouch.

Halju Kerman will die due to too many foreign language words

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Halju kerman was surfingg the KUW, the Kerbin United (Internet) Web. He stumbled upon a site named ''0.9375mPARTSfree,Kom'' and he clicked on it. but he was greeted by many kermish words, like ''hallo, wie gehts?, Kartoffelkuchen, Schiene'' but also by many krussian words:''priviet, da, niet, kartoschka''. This overloaded his brain so he died

 

E Kerman

attempting to glide with a glider plane on Dres

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@Starhelperdudewhat about hard polish words? Sorry I mean hard kolish words?

E Kerman was the 2nd most stupid kerbal in the roster, shortly behind Bill. He attempted to glide on Dres using his hang glider Bill gave him which he said “would totally work.” On launch day, Bill was yelling something about it being a joke, but E ignored him. He launched and transferred to Dres. He then realized there was no atmosphere, and he sped towards the ground at over 2000m/s. He exploded and spread his remains around the planet.

 Orange Kerman

Not paying attention while crossing KSC runway.

 

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Orange Kerman was texting, vlogging, and driving around the Kerbal Space Center in a golf cart. Unbeknownst to her - but she would have known if he had paid any attention to the runway - a cadet was lining up to do a nighttime cross-country flight in a starter plane. As the cadet was accelerating, his landing gear lights picked up Orange doing poses in front of her camera on the runway. The instructor, who had decided to stay in Mission Control due to being a whiny germaphobe, activated the remote override protocol and tried to avoid Orange - but it was too late. One of the plane's air intakes smashed Orange's head clean off.

  • Orange's family sued the KSP for wrongful death, but the courts quickly ruled in favor of the KSP. Though the plaintiffs argued that the student pilot should have reacted sooner, the defendants argued that the young, inexperienced student simply panicked and did not expect "Some idiot with a death wish" to jump out in front of him.
    • Additionally, the judge commented that "At her age, Orange should have known what texting and vlogging on an active runway could lead to. Had she simply paid attention, and maybe waited until after it was clear, she would still be alive."

 

Spiff Kerman - being sus

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On 4/12/2021 at 4:16 AM, Mars-Bound Hokie said:

Spiff Kerman - being sus

One day, Spiff and his friends were playing Among Kerbal, a rather popular video game. Spiff had a ton of fun, until one match he was called sus. And he got ejected- and he was not a kerposter. OK, that happens to all of us. But it happened to Spiff the next match. And the one after that. After that happening 476547675 times in a row, his brain exploded because of too much rage for it to handle.

Too low thrust shall kill Gahilyg Kerman

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Gahilyg Kerman was working for Kerbal Airlines Inc. After programming his FMC (and totally not using SimBrief) he asked for pushback. The plane pushed back and the flight to the South Pole outpost was ready to go. He taxied the plane, loaded with about 12 passengers, to the end of runway 27 and would turn around and takeoff using runway 09 for a BOB2 departure. He applied throttle, little did he know the throttle was set to only 40%! However, he did not notice because he was busy dealing with a strong crossing blowing from the North. He only noticed when he rotated, about 60% of the way down the runway. However, he was far past V1 and could not abort. He pushed the throttle to maximum, but the throttle, only at 40%, dropped to 20%. He used his epik gamur skill to put the plane in a position where he would protect his passengers. However, the position put himself in great danger. The plane slammed into the ground. All managed to evacuate but Gahilyg Kerman  suffered a fractured skull. He died on his way to the medical centre in the Astronaut complex while in the ambulance. All 12 passengers survived the crash, 2 with serious injuries and the rest with minor ones. The KSP agreed that Gahilyg was a hero. And that all pilots should strive to be like him. He sacrificed himself to save the lives of his passengers. He was buried at the South Pole, his destination for that flight. The cause was that one of the mechanics chocolate bars got stuck in the fuel pipe, blocking the proper fuel flow. He was jailed. Gahilyg’s funeral took place on the runway of the KSC.

Cooper Kerman will be attacked by Dachshunds.

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52 minutes ago, Stormpilot said:

Cooper Kerman will be attacked by Dachshunds.

A kerbal has already been attacked by daschunds and so that death note breaks the rules. Therefore,

Ujjbpiyv Kerman- the Mohole

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