Second Hand Rocket Science Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 (edited) Oh no! It's splitting the atoms of the bowl! Look what you've done! Now there's soup all over the table! Waiter! Send for an ambulance! I think there was a new page in my fish! Edited May 9, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Ambience? Just a second, we have a nice ambient theme in our jukebox. Weighter! How many pounds are inside my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 None of your business, Let me just fish my wallet out of there. Customer: What is hot in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 It's a meteorite soup. Just fallen, Waiter! Are these napkins just cut newspapers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 no. they are decorative newspaper shaped napkins (ignore the text on it saying BREAKING NEWS diner at ksc revealed to be using newspapers for napkins). you should put them in your soup, it tastes better that way. waiter! why is there nothing (literally a vacuum) in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 It's a superfresh, a tomorrow soup. It hasn't been cooked yet. Souper! This soup is super! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 (edited) Super! I shall tell the soupervisor! Waiter! Wait for my order! I haven't even asked for my first course yet but you already have the bill?! Edited May 12, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 This is a private company, and we care about the bill, not about your wishes. And yes, all our nearby competitors follow this way, too. No choice. Resistance is futile. Delayer! Is the waiting so long a part of your diner tea ritual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 SHUSH! You're interrupting the Microwaveoal Sacrifice ceremony! Quicker, Waiter! My stomach will be splitting into it's constituent atoms if my soup doesn't arrive soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Sir, this is a first-come first-serve basis, you just arrived here! You'll be waiting for... an hour or two. For now, here's a free sample of shrimp crackers. Waiter! My soup is jumping everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) It's our new frog soup. Sorry, one of our cooks must not have finished boiling them. Waiter! There's both a lorry and a truck in my soup! Edited May 13, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) (ninja'd) It's a frog leg soup, what did you expect? It's a trucklorry, a new GMO chickenfish. Awaiter! Can you await for my lunch end before removing the plates? Edited May 13, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Waiter: You can stop eating any time you want but it will never end. (You can hear the song "Hotel California" playing in the background.") Customer: Is there a clue in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Yes, there is a glue there. Garcon! La chanson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Waiter: I can hum "MMM Bop" if you like. Customer: If I go crazy then will you still call me Souper Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) Yes, while you are working in Souper Douper Mart. Smartender! Where is my change? Edited May 14, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Waiter: You have to make an effort if you want change to happen. Customer: There is a roller derby match going on at the Soup Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Yes, they are rolling sushi. Waiter! Would you, please, bring me sushi without a hook in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Ok, but it won't do well in the charts without a hook. Customer: Is that a UN meeting in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Yes, they are trying to unmeet, but the bowl keeps them together. Waiter! Why is it pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 sorry, your soup seems to have solidified at room temperatures. Would you like another one? (no guarantee that it will not do the same so no refunds) Waiter! Why is there no soup in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Because "no so up in my no so up!" is our diner motto. Waiter! Why can I see no sferatu here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Sorry, but it is devilishly hard to get. How about some Noshferatu instead? Customer: Are the Hot Chilli Peppers playing in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Whoever isn't. Chilli, Peru, and even Uruguay ones, too. Waiter! A standard bowl of standard soup, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 Waiter: Finally, I have waited for this day so long, now I can retire and go home to my wife and 3 kids and plant that Tomato garden I have always wanted. You have made me so happy. Customer: There is no-one in my Soup Shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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