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Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

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You should not read newspapers when eating.

Waiter! Why is your TV set overturned?

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It's the greatest mystery of the universe.

Waiter, there's a Tylo in my soup !

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Oh waits, its Kylo, we'll get all the bits out.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

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It's her soup, not yours. She claimed it first.

Waiter! Please, replace this cold soup with a new, hot one, to let me continue hands warming.

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*Sprayed the boiling soup at you*

Waiter, there's a Jool fiver in my soup.

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Jules, that guy said you put your five in his soup.

Waiter! How should one drink this soup without a straw?

 

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You eat it with a spoon.

i would like  the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Nice. Are you going to make an order? Except your Dark Order, I mean.

 

5 minutes ago, Fraston said:

You eat it with a spoon.

Spoon! Get out from the soup, let's eat it together.

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would you like a chair?

waiter there is a corpse in my soup

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Neat enough.

Waiter! Here's a waiter in mah soup!

Spoiler

I wonder if anyone had done this before...

 

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The only thing sentient is your face.

Waiter, there's an "E = mc^2" in my soup !!!

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He was...his order came 5 minutes earlier.

Waiter, @Gapone is in my soup.

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