roboslacker 836 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Waiter, there's a lander in my soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kernel Kraken 1,254 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 No. Waiter, Catbert ate my soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 328 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER Waiter, there's a weird meme in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YNM 2,490 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) Well, the soup is anti-memetic. Waiter ! I think you left something on my soup... Edited March 13, 2018 by YNM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 328 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 What? Wqaiter, there's a @WinkAllKerb'' in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roboslacker 836 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Umm, you weren't supposed to see that. Security! Waiter, there's a bunch of paperclips in my soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StrandedonEarth 7,171 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Yes, the soup of the day is "Clippy" soup, sir Waiter! There's a Wookie in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HansonKerman 1,870 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Yes, the soup of the day is "Harry" soup, named after Mr. Harry, our founder. Waiter, there's a KS-25x4 "Mammoth" in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Xorth Tanovar 477 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Sir, upon closer inspection, it's simply a bowl of 100 moths; exaggerating a bit, aren't we? Waitress! I ordered a bowl of peanut butter broth, and you delivered a simple peanut swimming in lukewarm water! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,815 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Sorry. We are still trying to catch a butterfly to add it to other flies in the broth. Waiter! A toasted breadfly, please! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YNM 2,490 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 The breadfly toaster is already on the cashier sir, I'll lead the way. Waiter ? Did my soup survives ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roboslacker 836 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 No, your soup didn't make it. We're sorry for your loss, and the soup's funeral will be on the 24th. Waiter, my soup is hovering a few inches off the table and glowing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,815 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Please, get out from the kitchen. Out radiation oven is dangerous for everyone without a cook's lead apron. Waiter! Potassium iodide, please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HansonKerman 1,870 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I’m sorry, that’s not on the menu anymore. You missed it by 1.14 seconds. Waiter, there are chicken and noodles in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,815 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Yes, I know, you wanted a vegan noodle soup. But the chicken tried to pick the noodles and fell down. Btw do you prefer the feathers removed? Waiter! A cup of TEA, please! And a glass of TEB. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 328 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 *BOOM* Waiter, there's a strange inactivity in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jack5.exe 75 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, TheKSPBeginner said: *BOOM* Waiter, there's a strange inactivity in my soup! Yes that's how good your discord server is Waiter, There are Elongated Muskrats in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheKSPBeginner 328 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Quick, land a rocket! Waiter, this makes no sense! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,815 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 All right, I will bring another this. Chef, he dislikes this. Let's give him that and say that the that is the this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kernel Kraken 1,254 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Ok. I'll take a medium pepperoni, with those little Pepperoni's that are like cups filled with grease, and bacon stuffed crust. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roboslacker 836 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Okay, here's some bacon, a sausage, and a glass of grease. Waiter, my soup has no soul. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,815 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Your Thy sovpe doesn't haeve a sovle. It's fallen. Even more it's fallen twice, we just dropped it two times while carrying. Waiter! Bill! Or Bob, doesn't matter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HansonKerman 1,870 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Bob is the second-most important Kerbal on the planet! Of course he matters! I'm firing you from KASA! Waiter, there is an abundance of feathers in my soup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quasarrgames 603 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 We pride our chicken soup on being as fresh as possible! Waiter there's bones in my soup but i ordered it Ƀoneless! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roboslacker 836 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Oh yeah? Why don't you say that to the chef's face? Customers like you make me sick. Waiter! My soup exists only in the astral dimension! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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