MrWalrus123

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Here, the stupidity rating is -30. Wait, negatives don’t work here. You now have a broken game.

I would like a witty response from @kerbiloid.

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7 minutes ago, Fraston said:

negatives don’t work here

@kerbiolid's stupidity rating -48 blocks his wittiness, but the negative values are obviously an integer overflow.

So, "-30" is actually a single-byte signed "226".

226-256 = -30

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You don't ask anything, i'll give you a Shark to eat your head.

I would like some super efficient engines.

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One self reply coming.

I want a Kraken (to flip).

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You got some spazzed Kerbals.

I want KSP 2.0

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ksp 0.20.0 coming right up!

Kraken and chips, please.

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Here's you Cracker and Cheese, both are 1000 years old now.

I want a Tylo.

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I'll just have a beer, thank you. ^_^

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Here's your Lord Beerus, mess up with him and he'll Hakai (destroy) you.

Hey, where's my Tylo.

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Don't move. It's right behind you.

Hi, Joolie! Please, repeat the yesterday order once again.

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Repeated your order, which says "Get outta here".

I want a concert ticket for The Dog and Boosters concert.

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Here's your 'The Dog and Boosters' concert ticket. It's for its concert in 2018.

I'd like to have Earth, please.

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No problem. Our cook never washes the vegetables.

Please, lobster. Lobster than just lobst. The lobstest possible.

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*Hits you like you're a ball as far as possible* (Lob = far away shot in tennis)

I would like some Efficient Eve Landers please.

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You got a capsule plus heat shield with ten parachutes on it. 'Lander', not including 'launcher'.

A bottle of xenon, please.

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Here's your bottle of Bicarbonate Ion.

I want an efficient Eve Ascent Vehicle.

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here is your leaf croissant wheel

just a water for me thank you

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You're given a single molecule of water.

Can I have a bottle of rocket fuel?

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Here’s your locket mule. Quite immovable, but great for holding stuff!

I would like some honey-roasted peanuts.

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Here's your Wife, roasted for 3 hours straight and will go nuts in less than a second later.

I want some Physics equations and some Pizza.

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Here's a net full of wild beans I caught.

 

I'll have some apple crisp, please.

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Apple crap incoming...

One orange juice.

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All out of orange, we have only green.

Can I have some nuts ?

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