Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. you speed up time to the point where you age up to a old man. I wish to pick up a bank and rob all the money.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. The police catch you and you go to prison.I wish to be a god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. your a god of the turtles. I wish to teleport instantly to any location in the world by saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, but one time you accidentally ask "what the Hell?!" and get teleported into an Egyptian prison. Did i mention it works only once?I wish to buy a tasty donut and eat it. Edited January 30, 2015 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worir4 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Sure you can buy it for £2000 and eat it after it has been blended.I wish my phone battery would last longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. The processor in your phone is permanently throttled to 1% of its current speed.I wish for a zero maintenance pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 granted, but it kills youi wish for stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. It's somewhere.I wish for a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. It's sentient and it kills you.I wish NASA got more money from the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, the Haitian government sends NASA more money (as much as they can afford)I wish for a Haitian space program. Edited January 30, 2015 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. They crash every rocket they make, and they soon fall into bankruptcy.I wish every Bronie in the realm containing everything will no longer be Bronies and ignore MLP as a whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but the Bronies decide to like Frozen instead.I wish Frozen 2 will be a thing someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. The universe ends, therefore causing the day to end.I wish my computer was 200% fasterEDIT: Oops, seems like I got ninja'd o_O Edited January 31, 2015 by mythbusters844 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but it is 200% faster than http://www.nag.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Stone-Age-PC.jpg I wish that the USA government would take 5% of the entire budget and give it to NASA (taking it from military and government leader paychecks, of course).- - - Updated - - -Granted. The processor in your phone is permanently throttled to 1% of its current speed.I wish for a zero maintenance pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but NASA blows all of it on another stupid mission to Mars that we DO NOT NEED!I wish I was better at piloting craft in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, you're better, but you're still terrible I wish humanity would be united by benevolent visitors from another galaxy, who just happen to be insanely good-looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. They're so good looking that they drive all humans insane. The aliens panic and exterminate all of humanity.I wish for a steel bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. It's too heavy to be picked up by you and it's in a place where you can't use it.I wish for a diamond the size of a usual lightbulb without impurities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Electrons are considered impurities, and your brand new pure diamond explodes from the extreme forces.I wish for pill forms to replace all cylinder forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Most engineering falls apart due to bad shape of their components: Examples inclue: Your car's transmission, rocket nose cones and engine nozzles and some turbine engines.I want you for the U.S. Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Thousands join the U.S. Army but,theres one cache,animals join it except humans.I wish that the earth could insta-teleport to a new galaxy so we wont die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but we are now at the edge of a black hole and our orbit will decay into the black hole in 100 years.I wish very friendly aliens came to Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 granted. America asks no questions.I wish that I could fly a spaceship to the space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but the spaceship crushes the spacebar as it lands on the key.I wish I could have unlimited money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. You have an unlimited penny.I wish that KopernicusTech never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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