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Granted. Estimated date of delivery: 1 eternity from now.

I wish Imgur album embeds worked.

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Granted. You are in low Mars orbit, sitting in a spaceship. The only thing you have is a notebook with KSP managing your rocket. Just try not to play better.

I wish all planets have water for ISRU.

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Granted. But it's, like, Ice-Water and doesn't really work.

I wish for all 7 dragon balls to get another wish.

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Granted, you suffer explosive decompression from the lack of a suit.

I wish to have this wish corrupted.

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Your wish shows up in the form of the person of your dreams and you take them down with a reverse naked choke hold.

I wish my knees were back to normal.

 

 

Edited by LawnDartLeo

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Not Granted.

I wish for three things:

That wish granting entities be required th grant wishes in accordance to the wishers intent

That numbers of wishes are counted in absolute value

1000 less uncorrupted wishes.

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Gr... Error 0x0005A54E. Wishes deadlock.

I wish the previous two would realize that this subforum doesn't change rep.

Upd. Oops. It doesn't change post count, not rep. This mistake was caused by the abnormal wish queue termination caused by the previous poster.

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Granted. They realize it. Immediately after, however, they forget.

I wish this wish would be wished on a wish with a wishing sandwich fish wish.

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Granted. You are now ruled by a ruthless dictator who enslaves you. He also has an uncanny visual resemblance to the measuring tool.

I wish for some :maneuver:s to actually work for me.

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Before they will work for you they demand $15.75 an hour plus 2 weeks vacation.

I wish I had half the skills of some of this communities awesome modders.

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Granted. You have half the skills of a modder who happens to be an awesome person, but is not great at the modding part.

I wish for a :science: powered robot.

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Sadly, little .PNG files of atomic symbols provide little of any power so your robot does not work.

I wish I could recite PI in binary to 100 decimal places by memory (... and how can it be a DECIMAL place in BINARY???).

(https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1089018/why-cant-decimal-numbers-be-represented-exactly-in-binary)

 

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Overgranted.
You keep PI in binary to 100 000 decimal places in memory and still adding more.
Every time when nurse comes in to replace urinal she hears a binary code mooing.
This is the third nurse for this year, they can't stand long.

I wish PI was 3.

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Granted, everything we know circles is actually a lie to protect us from the uncaring void.

I wish for an xbox 2

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Granted. Since Microsoft hasn't made one yet, we took an XBox (original) and painted it all future-isticly. It also now runs windows XP. Watch out for that legend error.

I wish I could find a working windows XP emulator on line which is affordable and not CPU intensive.

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Programming for dummies is $16.30 at Barnes & Noble... so it's cheap, but its gonna take you a while to get it programmed.

I wish I had super powers.

 

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Granted. You get to pick from the list in Incredibly Stupid/Pointless Superpowers.

I wish I could function fully with less sleep.

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