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Billy Bobbald Kerman First Hill-Billy to the Mun.

You are correct. Gravity drags the melon down, therefore causing it to become oblong. In space, however, the watermelon would probably grow into a very irregular, semi-spherical shape.

It would probably take many generations, but eventually humans will learn how to use combustion engines and such again.

Suffered a kraken attack.

This thread has the perfect timing! I'm just about to start construction of my first Mun base in .24 career.

I think that is nice! Thanks alot! I never really thought my failure could be cool, but then again, this is KSP.

He has been possessed by the demon you call the kraken. Put him on a vessel headed out of the system. Make it so that the vessel cannot change course and come back (jettison-able engines).

Halo or TF2. Ugh. Can't decide (btw Halo Reach of course)

Granted. Little plaques emitting waves ranging from radio to gamma appear in your room. You are found dead from multiple cancerous tumors the next day. I wish my Duna transfer window would come sooner.

It has to be 3 or 4 sided symmetry. NOTHING ELSE!

found it. easily. not spoiling it tho

Only my crew shuttle (it has an escape tower)

The moment the KSP Song Editor updates, I'm adding this to my music.

Granted. After dying, you wake up, realizing you have been reincarnated as a banana. I wish for a longer summer break.

Here's a pokeball. Waiter! The Mudkip's cape is in my soup!

Yes, its that one (2 posts above). All of my first stages use solid fuel radial boosters. The bug affects radial decouplers at low altitudes going below sub-orbital speeds. When I eject my solid fuel boosters, they do not get propelled off to the side and collide with the rocket.

I haven't been able to do much. The decoupler bug still has not been fixed, and I'm too lazy to do any of the manual fixes or add seperatrons.

Granted. You have an IQ a bit higher than the #1 Dentist Recommended Leading Brand of Toothpaste. I wish for a non-destructive Kerbal.

Waiter! There is a magnetar in my soup!

Granted. It is now the only word in the English language. I wish for Sun to only use mud gifs/pics entirely related to ksp (like jebediah kerman landing in mud). MWHAHAHAHA!

Giorgio thinks mud is aliens. And I think it needs to stop.

We would get to see the dark side. What if I was an actual rocket engineer?

Un-toasted, everything bagel with creme cheese.

I live in America, and luckily, I live in a town known for its education (we have remarkably smart kids here). But I have been to other, middle of nowhere places in america, where they believe exactly this, mostly because of a lack of or no care for education.

Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as an f5 tornado destroys your house and everything for the next few miles. I wish for an epic, loyal, friendly, non-shedding puppy.