PB666

Using the word "dirty" without using the word "rotten" is cheating, stinking cheater.

Compact

I think he just broke the game. How ironic.

wait this is supposed to be one word? Ejecta

4/10 sherlock is missing.

Rihanna is a sheep getting satisfaction?

Granted, you get i*O0 incorruptible wishes. I wish saturday mornings were not so boring.

Hype machine

Lead is only poisonous if you eat it or breath it, since I am in space i dont breath or eat space. the lead has no effect. While eliminating the next players hyperedit capability and deleting all backup files and sfs (reversion of which really violates the spirit of rule 2). I launch a factor 10 rocket with 200 ion drive probes that target any colony in the system and selective destroys solar panels RTGs fusion power plants greenhouses and off world launch pads and factories. Thereby depriving all colonies and ships of power.

As Enron used to say, why not?

Its not true, escape velocity from the surface is theoretical. Case 1: no atmosphere, v = a * t, peak efficiency is when v is at the surface, rotation velocity at surface is pretty much trivial. since a is not inifinite you have gravity loses while accelerating. If it takes 5 minutes to raech MECO, then you are fighting and loosing energy due to 'hovering' over the lauchpad while trying to reach a velocity at that sltitude that allows escape. Case 2. Atmosphere, same acceleration constraints, but you ha a maximum dynamic pessure and at that you are losing x amount of energy to drag. So lets say Vescape is 11500 to escape the total energy you have is 1/2 11500^2. You can add to that energy loses due tongravity which is going to be something like gh for the period of time under acceleration, then the energy loses due to drag. You add that up multiply by two and take the square root and you get a delta v. If you are in orbit escape energy is the circukar orbital energy times two. So that if you are in a circular orbit, a single ideal burn represents a dV 0.414 x stable orbital velocity. So lets say you are orbiting the mun at 550 m/s and you want to leave the mun you need about 230 dV to leave muns orbit. Now lets say you want a deep orbit, you don't burn all of that and you burn a few dV to circularize to remain. Of course this is fantasy because you have la grange points and other troughs in the gravity wells you can slide through. So the n-body problem shifts this. The game it a bunch of serialized 2 body problems.

Silly putty

Oh, no, it definitely has to be the infinite improbability drive. No doubt about it. If you are going to violate all the known laws of physics the IID is they way to go. I don't have to spend 3years crossing the galaxy stopping to get food and fight aliens when i can just have a wierd thought and be on the otherside of the universe. You can have betasid in every galaxy.

Since we are not religious we create inflatable decoy missions to lure the fighters close enough we reprogram the on board systems and we send the back to the sender in kamekaze mode. Lets see, the gravitational constant is reversed atomizing everything in the kerbal sysyem in an incredible big bang.

Astrology

Banned for editing.

I dont get it, do you want us to screw up another game here, or in the other game thread and then brag about it here. 'Hey everyone i granted a wish by destroying a mission and then attacking a wish. Bad wish, im gonna kik yo ' [ donkey like animal],

Weight obviously matters otherwise NASA would not have its astronauts on diets. (heh-heh)

Banned for dragging out an already obvious and boring topic.

exponential

Tweedle Beetle

Merged for now, they might auto-unmerge in an uncertain future.

I explode with laughter because your wish is so silly. I wish that people would learn to refresh their page before posting.

Nine

Beetle juice