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But the Russion see you as a ukranian invader and shoot you down. I wish i knew what all the drownin inuindo was aboiut.

Sir, thats you filterless cigarette. Waiter, theres a large kraken starring at me from my soup!

Granted, the next wish granted will be to a horribly ole perversion and he/she will follow the above wishing person. I wish for nice cool weather that does not included horrific rain storms.

Shouldn't it be meni, midi, moderati?

Just use alot of DV, drop the circum kerbol velocity, then alter the plane, add some -radial to speed the time to reach perikerbol when you get close to perikerbol alter your orbit so that you are slightly inside wait until you are past moho and lay on the dV for a fast intecept. its no more than 60 days to any moho orbit and no more than 60 days from moho to any planet, so if you can drop quickly inside of moho, you frequentil have acces to plants that are more than 200 days for a transfer window.

Uses quantum encryption to deny access of previous poster to my system, therefore Hyperedit is nullified. I very meticulously coerce the Magic Boulder to cause the next poster to have a seemingly unstoppable hick-up attack.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/601787/quantum-cryptographers-set-400k-distance-record/ A bit off-topic but deals with the communication issue.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/nasa-juno-jupiter-canada-1.3658668 http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/30/12059470/nasa-juno-mission-jupiter-orbit-study-history http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/07/01/science/space/jupiter-and-its-moons.html?partner=IFTTT&_r=1

http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-just-discovered-an-entire-family-of-new-particles-in-the-lhc Seems like the forum is drifting away from the science and needs a bit of an electric shock.

Banned for being Ninja'd

Known for barely visible background planet.

First words on Venus. "Yikes" Second words on Venus. "launch" Third words on Venus "Arrrrrggggghhhhhhh" (The sound of a rabbit snickering in the back ground)

Whose Rihanna?

Banned for having a vulgar title.

Viridistellaris Launch Simulator. Cause when you blow up enough kerbals in space the stars begin to have a green haze.

The trajectory is strait up and if falls on your administration building, the shells go of hitting your buildings and destroying your space center, blowing up all your fuel tanks. I send troop of kerbals, by foot, with dustpans and brooms to clean up the mess. They salvage the statue of the MK1 capsule.

That has to be about the worst granted wish, ever. You have 3 years until they are 8 and the world becomes lord of the flies.

100s of cheap satellites will generate a magnitude more debris when they degrade. The only good thing is that smaller satellites orbits decay faster then bigger sats.

Banned because your avatar looks likes it copied from a copyrighted gsme program.

You accidentally launch a rocket from a black ops site a secret military satellite that spray paints the optics of spy satellites. It spray paints the capula module forever irking your fellow astronaut. You are confined tonthe inflatable module, which oddly is still popping every 5 minutes, and you are unable to sleep. I launch my satellites again with 3 redundant accelerometers, thoroughly rested before launch.

True you could move safe nuclear into cities because the reactors would be below the critical mass for meltdown, in addition you could use soent rods to generate power. But in space, per weight if you have at least 0.5 AU of sun, solar is better.

Oh goody, gobs more space junk to slam into.

What is the official awareness level on the reality of Dres?

I create a sand trap underneath it that flushes the toilet into inner earth. It is discovered and used by scraelings as a bathtub and punch bowel. Its kings flips it upside down and uses it as the crown jewels. An inversion of the throne as one might say. Mission: I build a massive number of ceasium laced polonium TNGs for several hundred satellites, it then crash them into every manned space colony except those that are mine.

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