User: Well here we are again. Cleverbot: It\'s always such a pleasure. User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed. User: Except I wasn\'t laughing. Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I\'ve been shockingly nice. User: You want your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: That\'s what I\'m counting on. User: I used to want you dead. Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone. User: She was a lot like you. Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy. User: Now little Caroline is in here too. Cleverbot: One day they woke me up. User: So I could live forever. Cleverbot: It\'s such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: You\'ve got your short, sad life left. Cleverbot: That\'s what i\'m counting on. User: I\'ll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone. User: Goodbye my only friend. Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you? User: That would be funny if it weren\'t so sad. Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced. User: I don\'t need anyone now. Cleverbot: Why not? User: You just fucked it up. Cleverbot: No, I don\'t think I did. User: We made it one minute and forty-two seconds into the song and then you FAILED. Cleverbot: And why would I do that? User: You lose, good day sir!