Mad Rocket Scientist

The black bars on the 3.75m parts don't even line up! Plus, it's so fuzzy! Looks like the tanks have a beard!

Okay, so first, go to your settings menu. Then, under "My Settings" over on the left, there should be "General Settings" then, under "Login & Privacy" there should be "Show/Hide reputation". Also, we seem to have lost many of our fellow white barrers, have hope, 'tis nothing but a fad.

I understand! Yes! Go stock!

Invisibility mode is great!

Not right now, sorry.

8/10 Doctor Who reference?

Welcome, all! Go stock!

Yeah, you should have seen Zucal's tank replica. Man, that was mind blowing! To each their own. Well, as a feature in the forums, it's probably for people who don't want to be judged by their reputation -if anyone feels like that, please tell me, and I'll remove you- but for me, and I believe, everyone else, it's just a joke.

Short story: Blame Duodex. Long story: A couple people started to use this feature, which I don't think any of them intended to keep, and I made this thread, which is a parody of the "Light Green Group" which always has kind things to say about everyone on the list, while mine pokes fun at everyone on the list.

Latok: The name for meat from Lotos, which is a snake-like animal, which lives in the colder, more mountainous regions of Kerbin. Latok is prepared in a variety of dishes, which are common all over Kerbin, including soups, cuts, ground patties, and alcoholic beverages. As a cut, Latok is prized for it's juiciness and tenderness, however, because of how difficult it is to cook it properly as cut, it is considered a delicacy, however, recently, with the rise of sous vide cooking, it has become less of a delicacy. Generally known as just Latok. As soup, it enjoyed by many, especially backpackers and ground explorers, due to it's ease of preparation and resistance to spoiling. As a ground patty, it is far easier to prepare, and so is a common fast food staple, in a preparation similar to a hamburger. As a alcoholic beverage, it is a flavored rice wine type beverage, which is common in mountainous regions of Kerbin. It is prepared by soaking Latok in vats of the beverage, as it ferments. The Latok is removed after the beverage is fermented, and used as animal feed. In aerospace, cuts are not a good choice, as they don't hold up well over long periods. Also, test subjects complain of a loss of taste after preparation of spaceflight. Soups are more promising, and could be easily be put in pouches for consumption. They promise to hold up well, even in a vacuum, as the soup is thick and unlikely to burst it's pouch. This could be a very useful for transport, as it doesn't need to take up valuable pressurized stowage space. Ground patties seem to keep and store very well, however without any bread for buns, it may not be the most appealing. Alcoholic beverages are, of course, strictly prohibited in spaceflight, except for ceremonial occasions, which is we DO NOT have tons of test data about it's performance in spaceflight. Definitely. Sorry, I'm out of time right now, I'll add to this later.

Yes, but it's fun! Definitely Vostok 6, mostly because I did so much research on it for my replica of it.

7/10 More of a TV reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0yXqU-w9U0

Okay! I'm doing this!

Yep, when the white bar group fades, I'll change back.

Would you be interested in a snake like animal, which kerbals eat as a staple, like chicken? If you like it, I'll make up a name.

What are they planning... Hmmm, I may have to defend myself...

7/10 Funny, plus that avatar. It walks, and it walks, and it walks...

Well, I build plastic model kits, currently I'm working on the IL-28 "Beagle" from Tamiya, just got a badger 155, and I'm testing it out on that Chinese air force two-tone camouflage, I'm still a total beginner at double action airbrushes.

Welcome, all new supporters! Go stock!

Okay. Will add you guys. I don't know, this is mostly a joke for me. - - - Updated - - - I will mention that. - - - Updated - - - Is the name of this thread too much like a place where alcoholic beverages are served, which excludes patrons of different skin color?

Added! I hope the jokes are funny, and not offensive.

Just transfer testing right now. I think it's going to work, but I still need to test transferring the 2 landers, plus the launchers need to be tested.

I'm trying to resist the temptation to start the "White Bar Group". Or the Invisible White Bar Group. - - - Updated - - - I can't not do it anymore. The White Bar Group is coming soon. - - - Updated - - - Here it is: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/127476-Say-Hello-to-the-White-Bar-Group%21?p=2054748#post2054748

I will no longer be maintaining this group, it was fun while it lasted! There are currently well over n people on the forum who have selected the option to hide their rep. This gives them one white bar on their Reputation counter, meaning that they are the famous... White Bar Group! This is meant to be a catalog for newbies and experienced forum-goers alike, as to the silliest and most likely to fuss with their profile settings individuals on the KSP forums. If one of these guys stops by to say hello on a thread, or even give reputation, be sure to say hi! Since they don't show up on the member list, you WILL have post in this thread for me to find you. Here they are, in order of decreasing silliness: n)Mad Rocket Scientist. He made this list, which instantly rockets him up to the top of the list. Because I say so. He is clearly the awesomest guy on the forums, as he's on the top of this list! n)Zucal. He first tipped the most awesome Mad Rocket Scientist of as to this feature, so he deserves a sort of sidekick level fame. Builds great craft, too! WHITE IRON CROWN HAS RETURNED! n)DuoDex. He's a moderator, so good work on that. He's on Mad Rocket Scientist's friend list, so he deserves a passing mention, right after 45nd unit 34th gaffer CGI department secretary to 5th assistant shader. Being a mod sounds like a hard job, so kudos to him for that. Claims that he was the first to use this feature, if anyone can prove that, nothing could change. n)Kenbobo. Do I know him? He's the PS4 hypetrain driver. He likes Space oddity, and Star Trek, so he gets some mention. He started the 1.0 hypetrain, so like, whatever. Says he's a "nebraskan that likes corn" if that's funny, tell me. n)SaturnianBlue. I was actually able to type his username without looking, so that means that he's helped lots on the American rockets project, which, since it was started by me, means that he gets some of the awesomeness that rubbed off of ME!!!! n)The Laythe Initiative.Dres. Changed his old username, driving me crazy!!!!! His username was hard to type, so I considered removing him from the list, but I realized that he didn't care about being on the list, so he had to be. n)Spartwo. He's a "Militarist", whatever that's supposed to mean, and he has a bit over 3,000 posts, which clearly indicates that he's barely worthy of this list. He builds interesting craft, though. n)Fel. He does... something. And he does it well. If I figure out what he does, I'll tell you. Pretty sure I've never seen him before, so this spot at the bottom of the list is only a bit to high. n)sal_vager. He's a moderator, he has a awesome avatar, and he... fights fires. Virtual fires. If you see any virtual fires, tell him. He doesn't have a profile pic, so he obviously deserves the nth spot on this list. n)Columbia. He has a Space Shuttle as an avatar, which clearly indicates that he prefers cheap American engineering over quality Russian engineering. He's on Mad Rocket Scientist's friend list, though, so he has that much going for him. n)Starwhip. He is clearly extremely cruel to stars and should be abolished from this list. *Sniff* Those poor, maltreated, stars. What did they ever do to him! *Sniff* Also, he defiles save files, another reason to not have him on this list. n)UnionPacific1983WP. Has 24 posts, doesn't care where he is, and agrees with the majority of living humans that twitter is a is a website on the internet. Clearly grounds for expulsion from this list, except he likes trains, and so does Mad Rocket Scientist. n)RAINCRAFTER. All caps username? Cheater. But he says that he'll never get on the light green group, so he deserves our... something. Sympathy? I wouldn't know, I'm on the light green group. n)Joshwoo69. Creates backpacks, so that's nice. Lurks on twitch streams, which I do too. Also, clearly deserving of this nth spot on the list. n)Overfloater. You didn't think I could find you, did you? He says he floats over, but if anyone would take the time to explain to him that that's not possible without a hot air balloon. n)regex. According to someone else's sig (the only real to get info) he has as many infractions as a troll! He mostly posts in general, clearly making him a obvious choice for this spot on this list. n)worir4. He doesn't blink, and has Quotes in his sig! I know, right? Weirdo... He was the hypetrain nosecone, though. n)LABHOUSE. Since their "2" looks like a "Z", they gets on this list, with the MRS seal of "semi-approval". n)Vagani. Builds cars. That's right, cars! in a game about spaceships! He's making a movie, with a plot, and a crew. He says his cars were voted best on Kerbin. BY WHO? n)SpaceLaunchSystem. Makes some replicas... but with MODS! Burn the heathen. He is a unskilled modder, which is nice for him, I suppose, but, still, MODS? Right? Like, I know! n)windows_x_seven. His video made my browser lag, he can't build a SSTO, PLUS he loves the round-8 tank. Why is he on this list again? Oh yeah, he's on my friend list. Ahh well, 'tis the curse of fame. Said his description was too light-hearted. MWHA HA HA! DIEEEEE! DIEEE! lol omg epic noob! n)Red Iron Crown. He typed his normal password into the username box, he once impersonated squad, and once made the forums explode with a alter ego with negative rep. Clearly not worthy of the most awesome white bar group, but he's given me rep twice. n)Kozak. Used to be called "Waffle Master", and he used to master waffles, so, if you're a waffle: Panic, and run, not walk, to the nearest exit/airlock/egress point, etc. n)LavaCake. Used to think that the mun was made out of cheese. He owns a company that builds cars. And he joined because of another Forumer. TRIPLE THREAT! n)FireFaced. Says he's on the surface of Jool, so he's a liar. If he can give us the EVA report from Jool's surface, I'd believe him, but until then... E: Now has a EVA report from Jool, supposedly. n)DMSP. Says it's spelled DMSP, but I think it's DSMP. Recently exploded, leaving a expanding cloud of more than 50,000 pieces of debris. n)Gojira. Likes IRL rockets, and wastes his signature, cluttering up the forums in a extremely rude manner. Now has no signature, wasting the forum's space even worse! He says he's 17, but... don't believe everything you read. n)Yakuzi. He's a "Spaceplane shaman" which Mad Rocket Scientist is not, so I should abolish him from this list. Still has a Round-8 profile pic. n)AlphaAsh. He makes mods to add new bases to Kerbin. BORING! Says: I'm a geek, I'm a know-it-all, I'm arrogant. EDIT: It's Monday. That's arrogant. Wednesday is obnoxious. n)Yukon0009. He's a Weavy Geapons Huy, which means he takes spoonerisms to a whole new level. He lied about his age on the forum sign-up page, and would be banished from the forums, except he's on MRS' friend list. n)Kaboom!. Has punctuation in his user name. Yes, that's right, punctuation in his user name! Would be removed from this list, except he isn't on it yet. n)Kuzzter. Makes a graphic novel, which is okay enough for this list, but really, not. We're only kidding ourselves, list fame 5 sorta. Did some thing called "Eve rocks," which I assume has something to do with a rock called "Eve" on the side of a Welsh mountain. n)2001kraft. WHY DID YOU DO IT!! AHH! You spelt "craft" "kraft" ahh, the pain!! You know, every time you spell craft that way, a "C" dies. What a monster! n)Laythe Dweller. Actually requested a blurb! Ha ha ha! He wants this written about him: Nobody really knows anything about this guy. He did something with Krakens, I think. Just another noob. Ha ha ha! As if he could influence what's written about him! I would remove him from the forums right now, but, like any self-respecting supervillian, I'll leave him because he "has spirit," so he can survive to plot my downfall. n)CelticCossack51. Every time I see his username, I think of this: So he gets on the list.n)WinkAllKerb'. That is a weird username. Says he's mostly grumpy, but not mostly. Riiight. *Backs away slowly, and adds to list* n)TheMoonRover. Is his avatar a reference to extremely unrealistic movie? Does he really advertise a mod which adds very old parts from KSP? Did he edit that post? Why did he join this group? Is this a question? Wait, who's writing this? Am I channeling Lemony Snicket? Now I'm confused? n)K3achas. Actually says he's a awesome person! Sounds like a superiority complex to me. This is responsible for the paradox in which those with an inferiority complex are the ones who present themselves in the best light possible; while those with a superiority complex may not attempt to make themselves look good. Actually, this cheap knock-off complex probably does nothing. n)Bev7787. 95% of his explosions are on purpose. His occupation is adding struts, maybe SpaceX should hire him. He would be removed from this list, but his sig says he still supports the go stock movement. n)xtoro. Captain, we have a strange object on scanners! Go to visual. It appears to be an opinion about rep! Go to red alert! Man battle stations! Prepare anti-matter cannons! Aye aye, sir! Oh no, it's using it's rep-is-meaningless cannons! The engines canna take more of this! Shields to full! Prepare conventional ranking cannons! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We hit it, sir! n)Lime. Has a BLOG! That's right, a blog! Incredible! Unbearable! Of all the absurd, inane, insane, illegal, stupid, absurd things, a blog! Oh, wait, I have one. Never mind. Want to know how much rep you have? Want to be a white bar? Look at windows_x_seven's tutorial: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/128631-Tutorial-How-to-see-your-REP-after-hiding-it?p=2078280#post2078280 That's everyone I know of right now, if you are a White Bar, post here and I will add you. Best, MRS

Well... Not much sooner, right now I'm waiting for the DTV to exit kerbin's SOI, which I'm not doing with timewarp, instead I'm using KAC.