cubinator

My speedcube tower. I will teach the forums CFOP! The object nearest to the nearest writing utensil to you has become sentient and telekinetic and evil.

13 (-) No you don't

The reason the forum upgrade took so long is the part count was too high so it was laggy and there weren't enough struts so it was hard to control.

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8 (-) First after the up(?)grade!

cheater you can't put two wink faces in one sentence!

You necro'd a crapton of forum games! That's the cheatiest Cheater McCheatypants I've ever seen here!

I take the place of last poster

1299: A sign pointing up the stairs says: "You are almost there!" Trouble is, there's at least twenty different sets of stairs.

I must be the last one!

Because SSTO stands for Single Stage To Orbit, not Single Stage To Interplanetary What is a bouncy ball?

[quote name='SpaceplaneAddict']-6. [-][/QUOTE] I think you meant 6? Reverting to cantab's 7 6 (-)

Known for *paste* [COLOR=#333333]spamming a full page of the forum game subforum before shut down[/COLOR]

No, it will be me!

I want to be the second person on Mars so I can say "Huh. Where did all the aliens go?" and get away with it.

[QUOTE=WinkAllKerb'';2317030]10 (- or + and - & +) because octobinal i warned you tss tsss[/QUOTE] There must be only one possible interpretation of the number and operation. 8 (-)

3 (-) It was at 4 right?

Boulder

Granted, but you can only live for 1 hour afterwards. I wish Mars still had a magnetosphere so it could keep it's thick atmosphere and oceans.

I found the secret! [COLOR=#3E3E3E][spoiler=secret] The last line of the post is the secret. [/spoiler] Thanks CAKE99![/COLOR]

1295: The Stanley Parable Adventure Line passes through this floor. You follow it up the stairs to the next.

The "Mun landings footage" as they are so called, were not faked. It was definitely filmed on Kerbin, but it was not a cheap effort to be the coolest space program on the planet as it is so often framed. No, the reason it looks so much like the Mun but also so obviously faked is that it is a record of how Kerbals lived before the invention of color cameras. See, the Mun is gray, and the ground is gray in all the footage, but if you look closely you will see that everything else is gray too. You have to look very closely though. At first glance, you will say: "That is obviously not gray, there is definitely color there!" But you haven't got the full picture. You see, these films were not originally meant as fake Mun landings. But they were made to be. You see, the secret lies in the Pyramids of Jeb-Ankh-Amen. There is something wrong with them. It is impossible for Kerbals to have created them. Do you know why? It's because they cannot be moved. Nothing built by Kerbals is completely immobile. Also, the pyramids are in the desert far away from the Launchpad and Runway where new creations spawn. Thus, we can assume that the Kerbals definitely did not build the pyramids. So who did? I know who. You see, I visited the Pyramids once, and planted a flag on them. Nothing weird happened. I looked around then I went on my way back to KSC. Totally normal. Now, a few weeks later, I was flying a spacecraft between the orbits of Minmus and the Mun. I come out of timewarp and BOOM! My ship explodes. I reload my most recent quicksave and try again. Coming out of timewarp, BOOM again! This goes on for a while, I try a few more times. It explodes every single time. Now here's the part that got me thinking. You see, I brought up the flight log to see what happened. I brought it up and it said, "[I]Ship-Whose-Name-Escapes-Me-At-The-Moment [/I]crashed into Jeb-Ankh-Amen." [B]Crashed into Jeb-Ankh-Amen. [/B]The Pyramids. That's when I knew there was something up with the pyramids. I knew that there was only one creature who was capable of such witchcraft. That's right. [B]The Kraken.​ [/B]The Kraken built the Pyramids. But why? There seems to be no purpose of building a strange monument in the middle of the desert where no one will see it. That's when I realized what it was really for. You see, it's in a place [I]where no one will see it. [/I]I realized that it was a mind-control device, transmitting a mental signal to every Kerbal on the planet, changing their perspective on the world, from what kind of Snacks taste the best to whether or not they see color, like in the footage mentioned above. Now why would the Kraken do this? I know because I have developed a resistance technology which enables the wearer to see the true meaning of the films. When watching them without the TF-13 Capular Occlusion Device, they look just like Mun landing footage. But when I put on the TF-13 Capular Occlusion Device, I could see everything as it really is. Embedded in the films was another, much more powerful mind-control signal. It was instructing Kerbals to build a giant portal. I saw that this portal would allow the Kraken to enter this universe in it's true form and allow it infinite power! That is the reason behind Jeb-Ankh-Amen! It is the catalyst for the opening of the portal. Soon there will be attempts to build the other parts of the portal. But these other parts will be concealed by the mindwaves emitted by the Pyramids, unless you have a TF-13 Capular Occlusion Device. Then it will all be revealed. Please, you must buy a TF-13 Capular Occlusion Device and protect yourself from the brainwashing which is growing ever more powerful! Then we will build an army together to fight and destroy Jeb-Ankh-Amen once and for all so that the Kraken's power is not unleashed! The TF-13 Capular Occlusion Device is on sale now for only[I] 7998[/I] Funds! Buy it now and protect yourself from the deception of the Kraken!

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Guys I found the secret! [SIZE=1]how do i spoiler brackets plz[/SIZE]:blush: