Jump to content

cratercracker

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    995

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by cratercracker

  1. cratercracker
    Edited the OP to be more informative.
  2. cratercracker
    Normal toilet room is actually similar to the size of the Dragon 2 capsule. Hmmm.. Interesting
  3. cratercracker
    THE TOILET COLONY
  4. cratercracker
    I just read it second time and almost died by laughing.
  5. cratercracker

    Thingus:

     

  6. cratercracker
    Hi it cratercracker again! And you might think that you are going to make some good old chemical/biological/physical stuff.. SCREW IT Because today, we are going to combine all of this. Have you ever dreamed to be a colonist in the future, in space, in a spaceship, in the middle of the nowhere? Sure you did. But we are talking about less complicated things. Do you think you are ready for an isolation for a whole night? Or how about just one biscuit for 4 hours? Sounds violent, huh? Okay. Ahem, done kidding around. Let's give you some trivia before you start. You are a colonist On Mars You are lone And the sun is a deadly laser Okay. I think you get it now. So. I'll speak with truth and honor, I conducted the experiment myself, and I can clearly say that it is planned so it won't harm you too much or won't harm you at all. Let's get to the plan Preparing~~ Okay. (DON't EAT THE BISCUITS YET) Now, upon it is night. Let's get a bit more planned, so it will be more planned than it was planned before. And now. Now, now, now, now What are we going to do now? I didn't plan it so far. Alright I actually did. (Right now) And after we survived 2 hours after the sunset We are going to survive 1 more... Okay. Now we are tired and wet. Good, just like the real Martian colony. You know what is next? Nothing. Eternal darkness. Experiment is over. The end. Warning Not likely to be done if it is not Sunday, Saturday or Friday. Neither it is good for people younger than 14 years. It doesn't mean anything, you just did a thing. Some not 2.2 stuff, it is different sort of role play If it is actually seems very bad for your health. Take this thread as a joke. NOW YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL COLONIST OF THE TOILET
  7. cratercracker

    If dogs think in barks,

    Then how do mute people think?

    Think about it for a while.

    1. Urses

      Urses

      In pictures....

      I read one time that the prozess of though is not a dialogue bur conceptional visualisation of actions and reactions. I perdonaly think i necer be able to communicate with people if i use words to concept what i would to say. Because if i write like now in english i would strugle to use some words because i literaly have a wild mix of russian german and english at the moment in my head...

  8. cratercracker
    Mine looks like the Gargantua from inside. (Blackhole from Interstellar)
  9. cratercracker
    I once did a rover mission to duna, it used only a stack of seperatrons for suicide burn. Then during the descent I dropped the frog he chutes. Then there goes the main chutes. And upon touchdown I am using 6 RCS fuel containers (empty) to lithobrake. The only thing is that I was in a fairing.
  10. cratercracker
    No you are not.
  11. cratercracker
    So. As most of you know I was born in Petroplovsk-Kamchatskiy. I want to complain about one thing: Volcanoes. It is a very scary thing actually, it is like I was living on Io (volcanic moon of Jupiter). But it is not the lava which is scary, it is just looking very astounding and awesome, but the worst is the amount of dust getting into your lungs. Once I coughed so hard, I started coughing blood! And then there was rain! And then i got stuck in mud! And then I got stuck in volcanic mud! AND THEN I GOT STUCK IN VOLCANIC MUD WITH MY BLOOD MESHED WITH IT. Alroight! There is more serious things. Like if I was lost on a volcanic shore! YEAH MATE! IT IS LIKE 120 KM IN LENGHTH AND ALONG THE WHOLE THING,THERE ISN'T A SINGLE VILLAGE OR A HOUCE, OR LITERALLY ANYTHING Screwit.
  12. cratercracker
    There is no more mods in KSP... que some post apocalyptic music Aside from jokes, I am mostly relying on visual mods, part mods for me is a bit of more lags and bugs to the game. BUT what about all the people playing in RSS and can't live without it? Currently deleting mods from KSP is deleting KSP itself! I know what you are thinking "But hey! A lot of people play stock!" I'll answer using a bit complicated variant, There is 3 types of KSP gamers. 1. Those are fully stock gamers, with like absolute 0 mods installed. Those are mostly kids who don't even know what mod is, or some hardcore guys who think playing stock is better (at some point they are right) There is no much of them, yet there is some. 2. Players who like visual,essential and etc. mods. Like mechjeb or SVE or EVE or scatterer or any scripting mod! The worst part of it, is that people can't really play without them. No, seriously. Can a man (or a woman) who played 7 months or more with Kos, like and understand his game without it? I presume- No. 3. People who like playing with different parts, or create them. Those will not end up so badly, but the problem is the addition, it is like alcohol or smoking- once to started, you will want more and more, until you get bored, or your game will lag and bug out all the time. Just think of it. I am probably wrong.
  13. cratercracker
    Dunno. Never been there..
  14. cratercracker
    BANNED FOR NOT KNOWING THAT I AM A MOBILE USER
  15. cratercracker

    News:

    They just found out that the boi who was hit by a car was drunk

    HE WAS LIKE 6!!!!

    HE GOT DRUNK UNTIL HE GOT UNCONSCIOUS 

    AND GOT HIT BY A CAR

    WHAT IS GOING ON MY COUNTRY?!???!?!?!

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. kerbinorbiter

      kerbinorbiter

      i know right @KenjiKrafts what else do we have?

      oh Reliant Robins (3 wheeled cars)

    3. KenjiKrafts

      KenjiKrafts

      @kerbinorbiter OH HELL YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! The Reliant Robin, the pinnacle of the British Motoring Industry!

    4. Nailed it!

      Nailed it!

      In ye old Spain, corrupt goverment, comunist politicians, and some millions to an "inteligent parking" that ended being a dumpster.

      I think we're OK.

  16. cratercracker
    Howdy mates? I asked a bit more artist to participate! Maybe there will be a ton of new drawings soon!
  17. cratercracker
    Hmm... You gave and idea! How about we will make a liquid with a texture of a normal ground. And then call it quicksand. Joking of course. And no, Ike is not fun, IT IS IRRITATING
  18. cratercracker
    That's more possible
  19. cratercracker
    I just realized that you can learn a bit more about objects in the solar system. Wow. (actually no)
  20. cratercracker
    Weather is almost impossible to simulate if you are not playing on NASA supercomputer. That's sad.
  21. cratercracker
    This moment when you have an idea how to draw the sun. And the next day you just forget it.
  22. cratercracker

    Story fricking time my friends!

    I'll tell you about my first wound!

    When I was a kid, my father was still building his house, it was rather large, about 4 floors.

    I surely didn't complain about the amount of gas and chemicals coming into the room, but one thing I did was playing around the construction site.

    Once upon a time, when it was Sunday and nobody was working, I was walking though the mirror placing chamber. (A bit isolated place when there is people working) 

    So I stopped to look whether there is some glass lying around (I liked collecting glass and stones). I picked it up and started curiously looking at it.

    But then I heard a weird noice, I wasn't really scared, I got used to them.

    Although that was not what I was thinking about. Big panel crippled and fell on a stack of mirrors.

    Small pieces of glass flown towards me, like if it was shrapnel. The first was in my lag, it flew though it leaving a small trail. But the biggest was in my right hand. It tore apart the skin on my big finger, and stuck there.

    I woke up in the car (I lost consciousness because of shock) My parent were taking my to the regional hospital.

    When I arrived I had no idea how much pain is to have glass in your hand, doctors pulled out it, piece by piece.

    I still have 11 stitches in my hand.

    Not quite the best experience 

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. V7 Aerospace

      V7 Aerospace

      I was once helping my dad carry firewood around, and we were piling it up in one big stack. At the base of the stack there was a large log with sharp wood splinters and snapped branches sticking out, and when I approached the pile to drop off an armful of sticks, I tripped on a rock and I fell face first onto the log. The sharp remain of one snapped branch struck me on my forehead and cut the skin down to my skull. Years later, only sign of the accident I have is a circular patch of scar tissue on my head.

    3. DeltaDizzy

      DeltaDizzy

      I fell down and my kneecap was cut open. I had to go to the ER. This was 4-5 years ago. I still have the scar.

    4. KenjiKrafts

      KenjiKrafts

      When I was a kid, we'd do dumb stuff all the time but this was maybe to far, well we where playing as kids do and I fell backwards now I didn't just trip, no no, I went down like a sack of you know what, I hurt my neck and really messed up my shoulder-plate, I had a clean break right down the plate where the metal bar had caught me. 

      I've still got the damage, yes I have no clue how that's possible, but my shoulder isn't held together very well, basically at the top and bottom there are bridges that hold it together and allow me to move it properly, in the middle is just void, if I move my arm a certain way you can get your fingertips in my shoulder blade, When I run it bloody hurts, but there isn't anything I can do about that.

      Another time I messed up my wrist so bad I couldn't take the lid of a pen, when I roll my wrists you can hear them grind, worse I can feel them grind along, and that was in a bad fall from a skateboard xD

  23. cratercracker
    Yeah that's kinda weird.
  24. cratercracker
    That's my opinion. Dog poops are also stylized into a particular shape, yet I haven't seen anyone calling them good.
  25. cratercracker
    Alright, alright I won't do so. Triton is actually my favorite object in space! It took me 3 days until I was satisfied with it.
×
×
  • Create New...