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  1. roboslacker
    8/10- it's nice and poetic
  2. roboslacker
    Please consult our handy black hole safety pamphlet, 'Black Holes Don't Work That Way', and follow the directions. Waiter, there's a safety pamphlet in my soup.
  3. roboslacker
    That's just the lies the freemason shadow government tells us to keep us down. The shadowgovernment brainwashes us with their chemtrails and soda commercials so they can have all the space to themselves, so they can grow space marijuana.
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    That's nice, here's one of mine. Sometimes I put bread in the toaster, and make toast. I like toast. It's so crunchy, and you can put butter and honey on it, or you can use it for sandwiches. Whole grain bread is better than white bread.
  5. roboslacker
    Granted, you now have delicious sentry syrup. I wish for a hamburger.
  6. roboslacker
    ... Here's a loaf of bread! I want some bread, but without any plants in it. I don't believe in eating plants, or plant products.
  7. roboslacker
    gets a +4 bonus to initiative.
  8. roboslacker
    Granted, you have 3 days to re-purchase your phone before we take it. I wish to be memed.
  9. roboslacker
    Did that guy just die?
  10. roboslacker
    Probability driver load increased to 35.6%, captain, awaiting further orders. Waiter, I want some technobabble. I'm on a diet, so make it low-content while you're at it.
  11. roboslacker
    yeah, and take a look at this real photo which definitively shows a curved horizon.
  12. roboslacker
    I'm doing nothing.
  13. roboslacker
    Nolli Sollicitari, it's all right.
  14. roboslacker
    Doesn't the contract require all landings to be done with the same vehicle?
  15. roboslacker
    Non intellego
  16. roboslacker
    Floor 4174; There is a cluster ICBM hanging over the mantel piece, capable of striking up to 3 targets within 100 km of each other from anywhere on the planet.
  17. roboslacker
    [Redacted] I propose that you give me a sandwich.
  18. roboslacker
    Yay content!
  19. roboslacker
    Good stuff
  20. roboslacker
    That was exactly the message before that
  21. roboslacker
    If you're interested in laying down rules for Time Travel, my brother wrote an excellent textbook style piece on time travel over at the SCP Foundation. Here's a link.
  22. roboslacker
    Wind turbines?
  23. roboslacker
    Sure, go ahead!
  24. roboslacker
    I know you are, but what am I? Why are my hands full of meat?
  25. roboslacker
    Yay content!
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