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Presenting the Biome Map for Retuo:

I was thinking, in the next update will probably add Retuo and Bold, with probably a few more fixes for Crucible.

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Just now, DDE said:

I hear you have a killer British accent.

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No, like this:

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Banned.

For being right

Banned for not citing a reason for banning.

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Banned because you're a lander.

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[CURRENTLY ABANDONED [1.9.x-1.10.x][0.5] Japris Stellar Neighborhood [12/30/20]]

Alright, I've made a few slight alterations to Retuo.

[What have you been playing recently? (Other than KSP)]

Stellaris.

In Stellaris, there are two types of players: the diplomatic and imperalist players.

By all means I am an imperialist.

In my current save I have conquered a large portion of the galaxy, I have the largest fleet and have several vassals as a Hive Mind in 2489. Currently I have two major enemies, the Jurinn State and the Zaxxoids. The Jurinn's look a little bit like crocodiles, and the Zaxxoids are full blown bugs.

Ever since the 2450's I've been researching how to create a death star Colussus, which has the power to destroy/pacify planets in the game. In the late 2470s I finally finished building it, and I unleashed it on the primary economic and technological superpower, the Jurinn state. Their major flaw was that they had a pretty pathetic fleet, which I was able to destroy rather quickly, and catching various weaker fleets.

I've had a history of war with the Jurinn's, but I'm the first power in the galaxy

So that's what I've been doing for the past few days, destroying 2 dozen planets in the game.

Am I okay?

[When more gameplay is shown]

My guess is that they haven't finalized it yet and aren't willing to show until they are finished with that aspect of the game.

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3 hours ago, Space Nerd said:

This looks awesome!

Yeah, the mod Spectra is responsible, the only thing I don't like about it  is that sometimes the lens flares obscures the thing you're actually trying to get a screenshot of.

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3 minutes ago, Kane Kerman said:

Don't you mean MY notifications?

Yeah, probably yours.

But I cherish my notifications, I get them so seldom...

 

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5 hours ago, Commodoregamer118 said:

And that little screen plus Windows 8 taskbar are so disgusting

Like notifications?

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Just now, Misguided_Kerbal said:

It looks like an eyeball!

yes, quite similar to this:

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BUT BETTER

But without the oceans.

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I've had somewhat of a burnout recently to play some actual KSP, but here's completed Retuo.

Beauty shots:

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What's the weirdest/silliest thing you've ever launched in KSP.

For me, it's probably this:

Uh huh, it's a space resteraunt. It's meant to be part of a minmus base in one of my other saves, which is ahem, on hold for now.

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Just now, Kane Kerman said:

holy cow.

you're right BuddhaKodiac!

Thank you Main Merman

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5 hours ago, Kane Kerman said:

ComaDoorGary1918

Kerman Kane

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There actually was a person named Kerman Kane, according to the 1940 census http://www.archives.com/1940-census/kerman-kane-il-86498672

 

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Year 0 Day 226 DED Log.

Jebediah: Okay, I'm separating the stage on the Crew Transport and Tanker Vehicle.

Gene: Wait, don't we'll need it!

*KSH*

Gene: Jeb, we could've used that!

Jebediah: Why? What for?

Gene: We could have used it as extra fuel for the DESP 1!

Jebediah: But I thought that less junk means more delta v, right?

Gene: A SHAKEDOWN CRUISE DOSEN'T NEED AN INSANE AMOUNT OF DELTA V! Plus, you're up there too, we need to get you down from there.

Jebediah: Fine then, but what's done is done. Also, when can I go to the Mun?

Gene: In a few minutes.

Jebediah: Whoo! Just like the old days!

*A few days later*

Jebediah: WEEEE! Hi Mun! Bye Mun!

Bob: I've never remembered him this giddy before, even when I was trapped with him on two week long missions to Minmus...

Genemin: H-he g-g-g-e-ets s-so e-e-xcited...

*A few days later*

Jebediah: Gene, is your mission finshed yet?

Gene: Yes, but thanks to you we only have a few hours until the Duna window, and we might not have enough fuel to complete the trip to Duna and Back.

Jebediah: Okay, I think we're in a low orbit now, commencing inclination burn.

Jebediah: Alright, we're done. Come and get me down now!

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Gene: Alright you whitesuits, you are of the 11 newbies hired recently because Jebediah was an idiot and you three will be piloting the Crew Transport and Tanker Vehicle. Dunul, you will be chief pilot, Lefty, Chief of Maintinence, and you Crisrod, will be Science Specialist. Any questions?

Lefty: Is space dark?

Gene: Yes.

Crisrod: Oh no!

Gene: The capsule will be bright Crisrod, you'll be fine.

Dunul: Are we there yet?

Gene: But... we haven't even taken off yet.

Dunul: Are we there now?

Gene: (mutters) I don't know which is worse, whitesuits, or Jebediah.

Jebediah: See you guys up in space!

Lefty & Crisrod: Yay!

Dunul: Are we there yet?

Gene: WHY IS THE ROCKET STILL ON STILTS!?

Gus (Head of Operations & Engineering): Well, the boys in the VAB didn't have enough time to change the blueprints.

Gene: Did you remember to turn on the autopilot?

Gus: Thankfully, yes. BOBAK!

Bobak: Yes?

Gus: Are you ready to fly the craft?

Bobak: Yep.

Jebediah: Hold on, can I fly it?

All: But-

Jebediah: If you tie in the telemetry to my copy of Human Space Program, I can actually fly it!

Gene: But how could you be able to play HSP?

Jebediah: Hey! Somebody's got to do something while on missions! I wasn't just screaming in delight the whole time y'know!

Gene: Fine, but we'll transfer back to Bobak in case something goes wrong.

Jebediah: Fine with me!

Dunul: Are we there yet?

Lefty: Yay! We're flying!

Crisrod: The stars are so pretty!

Dunul: Are we there yet?
 

Jebediah: Okay Gene, we've reached an encounter of 6km due to inclination.

Jebediah: Okay, I've gotten us to within 1 kilometer.

Jebediah: Okay, here comes the tricky part. I'm a pro at HSP, so what could possibly go wrong?

Jebediah: Hold on, I can't dock, the capsule is in the way!

Gene: Everybody, get off the capsule and seal the hatch! Bob, you decouple the capsule from the DESP 1 before they dock with us!

Jebediah: Almost there...

Jebediah: Wow, we've docked!

All: I can't believe his luck...

Jebediah: What? I see this as an absolute win! Okay everybody, back into the capsule.

Crisrod: Yay, we're here! I wonder how long we'll be here, hopefully in time for dinner!

Gene: (Quietly) Its a ship filled with idiots...

Jebediah: Okay, time to fly the real T&T!

Jebediah: Now wait... wouldn't it be fun if we took the other capsule with us? Hehehehe...

Gene: WHAT ARE YOU-

Jebediah: See, I knew I could do it!

Gene: Well I suppose its less space debri...

Jebediah: See what I did there, this'll make Mortimer's day!

Jebediah: We did it! We're landed!

Gene: I don't know what to say, (TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS)

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Jebediah: Was everyone recovered safely?

All: Well duh...

Gene: Alright, Dunul, we've plotted the trajectory, now, just pull up the throttle lever.

Dunul: Are we there yet?

Gene: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO TALK TO THE KERBONAUT KORPS ABOUT THEIR TRAINING CURRICULUM

*Storms out of the room*

Lefty: Ooh, what does that button do?

*BSSSSHHHHHHH*

Bobak: Okay, I'll just create a correction burn and set it a little closer...

Bobak: There! Did anybody see that? No... Oh well...

*Silence as there is nobody there*

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Just now, Kane Kerman said:

Yee.

Otherloaner

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Also, Kane Hooman

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On 8/13/2020 at 8:40 PM, GuessingEveryDay said:

Duna Kerman!

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Hello Lowerboater

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1 minute ago, Commodoregamer118 said:

What I do is always open the engineer report, if I don´t, then when I do the staging I realise the parachutes are not there.

Maybe the report got lost in the mail?

1 minute ago, Commodoregamer118 said:

I just don´t understand how could you launch a Mun mission without parachutes...

Because I can be quite absentminded sometimes.

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Just now, Commodoregamer118 said:

You could just clip them to the side of Orion and that´s all ( I did that on my Orion, it´s not done yet )

But I literally forgot them. They weren't on the craft.

And I went through all the trouble of saving fuel to get them home for them to find a literal death sentence awaiting them.

Luckily, I saved them!