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Ever since the early days of kerbalkind, kerbals have always had a longing, consciously or unconsciously to explore the stars.
It wasn't until the Centennial War to make kerbals realize it.
The Kerbal Space Program was formed, astonishing all of Kerbin with their incredible feats.
But now the public was tired of putting around Kerbin with probes and small manned vessels.
So in the year KFNC 29 (Kerbin Federation New Calendar) The Duna Exploration Division (DED) of the Official Kerbal Space Program was formed. With an unlimited budget and some of the best kerbonauts in the buisness, they set out to colonize Duna.
Jebediah Kerman immediately resigned his post as head of the Kerbonaut Korps to head DED.
Year 0: Day 180 DED Log.
Gene (Head of the Mission Department): Jebediah, sir, we've managed to build the explatory probe you asked for preliminary exploration of Duna.
Jebediah: What. Is. This.
Linus (Official Representative for Wernher von Kerman, Chief of Science): This is the probe the Engineering and Science Departments agreed on.
Jebediah: You can't be serious.
Linus: Do you have a problem with it, sir, this is the unmanned probe you asked for.
Jebediah: DO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT? I SAID CREWED PROBE NOT UNCREWED PROBE! HOW DARE YOU BUILD THIS AFFRONT TO KERBALKIND?!
Genemin (Federation Official Attendant of Jebediah Kerman): Calm down Jeb...
Jebediah: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THIS MONSTROSITY IS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME?!
Gene: Alright Jeb, calm down, we'll build the crewed probe, calm down.
Jebediah: *Pants*
Linus: (quietly) How are we going to build a manned spacecraft capable of reaching Duna in only 50 days? It took us 200 days just to build this probe!
Gene: That's because we have a two hour workday. I'll increase it to 3, 4 hours if I have to to finish it.
Jebediah: Alright, build it already.
Year 0 day 224 DED Log.
Gene: Alright, presenting the new plans for the DESP 1.
Mortimer (Head of Funds and Accounting): *Collapses*
All: We need a medic! Mortimer is having a seizure!
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Valentina: So, you launched it.
Jebediah: Yep.
Valentina: So, how'd it go?
Jebediah: Well, it took off safely, I wanted to fly it too, but Genemin was at his therapist.
Valentina: Who was taking all these pictures?
Jebediah: I don't know, they just gave them to me. Anyways, on with the story!
Jebediah: Yeah, but the orbital insertion burn took to much fuel, so we had to cut into the fuel of the nuclear tug.
Jebediah: And well, we achieved the goal, we reached orbit!
Jebediah: Well, you don't know how mad the guys back at the KSC were when I told them that I wasted some of the fuel of the nuclear tug. They asked me, "how are we supposed to refuel AND crew the DESP in a week?". I showed 'em.
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Banned for censorship.
EDIT: Ninja'd
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EVEN HIGHER VOLTAGE
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Version 0.1 is out!
Gameplay changes:
1. Arayya will be scaled up to 1/3 of Kerbol's size instead of 1/10.
2. Jool is back in Kerbol's SOI.
3. Creeon is now a naked neutron star except for when Aralis, and Zin, will be added, and Zin will now be a moon of Aralis.
4. Arayya's solar system is changed significantly.
Bugfixes:
1. Fixed some minor issues with Crucible.
2. Removed placeholder curves for Arayya and Creeon.
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11 hours ago, Misguided_Kerbal said:
Land on Duna, and colonize it! You're Dunamaniac, anyways... make sure to post lots of pics here!
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On 8/18/2020 at 9:54 AM, Faraon2134 said:
I have a problem (as always) because I wanted to create my own planet in kopernicus with clouds and I have problems like this: - I don't know how to add clouds from EVE and Scatterer -Sometimes it says that Kopernicus doesn't support custom planetary. Please help!
This is a pretty old tutorial, I doubt if it still works, but this might help.
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7 minutes ago, Misguided_Kerbal said:
umm... Time Machine on your mac... lol.
Also... guess what? I have exactly 555 posts!
I have exactly 807.
Also, I'm finally playing KSP again afteryearsabout a week or two of hiatus (mainly due to modding and binge watching Star Trek). What should I do? -
Alright, after some brainstorming for 0.1 I am radically changing this mod.
Gameplay changes:
1. Arayya will be scaled up to 1/3 of Kerbol's size instead of 1/10.
2. Jool is back in Kerbol's SOI.
3. Creeon is now a naked neutron star except for Aralis, and Zin, which is now Aralis' moon.
4. Arayya's solar system is changed significantly.
Bugfixes:
1. Fixed some minor issues with Crucible.
2. Removed placeholder curves for Arayya and Creeon.
In other news, welcome a few new additions to my plan!
SpoilerRetuo, A large superkerbin 4 times larger than kerbin, and completely vacuum less. Good luck getting off it. It has 3 moons.
Bold, A mid sized moon orbiting very close to Retuo. Makes a convenient fuel stop.
Evap, A small moon with a thick atmosphere. How did this happen you ask? A recent event mysteriously caused a once mighty moon to evaporate, leaving a small rocky core with a thick atmosphere of various gasses, all unbreathable.
Zep, A relatively large moon the size of Romily. Mostly airless except a thin atmosphere, it has one submoon.
Zip. Zep's submoon.
Oppo, A small potentially habitable planet orbiting Arayya. It's tidally locked, so one side is rocky and the other is covered in icy glaciers.
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30 minutes ago, bobjonesisthebest:D said:
do you plan on improving the textures and add scatterer support
Yes, I do, the mod is only in it's early stages.
May I ask what problems you have with it?
Every little bit helps!
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4 sentences?
Force Awakens was basically New Hope but with all the characters, locations, and minor plot points changed.
The Last Jedi borrowed a lot from the Return of the Jedi and the Empire Strikes Back, but at least had enough original content to qualify as it's own movie.
Rise Of Skywalker was garbage and ruined all of star wars.
The only redeemable movie post-Disney was Rogue 1.
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Banned for being a kerbiloid instead of a kerbloid.
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Waiter! @Kane Kerman is in my soup!
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It's been 20 minutes....
Or has it?
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Just now, Misguided_Kerbal said:
Not even secretly browsing reddit?
NO! SUCH THINGS ARE FORBIDDEN!
SpoilerBut seriously, I rarely do. The only account I monitor regularly is Donald Trump's...
1 minute ago, Kane Kerman said:Bruh...
that's not me...
are you blind or what???
IM THIS
Oh, so ur saturn?
I like ur rings.
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Fake Space Program: KSP is a now a fake space agency! None of the buildings or agencies work, all you can do is watch the screen and weep.
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I honestly don't know.
Waiter there's a non Newtonian substance in my soup!
[We need more posts! (Like seriously, a lot more)] Let's Make This the Megathread!
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Well, I'm colonizing Duna, @Misguided_Kerbal