Casualnaut

Calm down folks, just wait for the update.

This is my picture... I am somewhere in it.

Known for being a revolt to hell, and his location doesn't make sense.

Always open to new people, so welcome @westmeath and I hope you enjoy being part of the KSP Forums!

... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! To be honest, this topic is about a realistic approach towards kerbal anatomy and origins. What did they look like? How did they evolve? What caused the Kerbal Life Explosion?

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Note, the certain purposes for some rockets were not the real reason. It was just created to make more sense in the story. Chapter 1: Three Strikes and You're Out! The first day at the KSC consisted of the launch of Loki 1, the first craft of the short-lived Loki Program which would be revived later as the main type of emergency capsules. Surprisingly, Jebediah was not the first kerbal to fly a spacecraft; he would be the first kerbal in space, a much larger title. Bob Kerman, once a biologist, took the title of first kerbonaut. He was in 2 out of 3 of the launches for the Loki program, which was made for early testing to create a standard way of launching a rocket. Loki 1 blasted off about 2 minutes after midnight, testing the first legitimate rocket engine. It was recovered 3 minutes later near the shore of the KSC. After only a day of preparation, Loki 2 was already due for launch. It was testing how much gravitational force a kerbal could withstand, with Bob freaking out and eating all his snacks instead of passing out like the scientists had expected. It had 5 engines attached to it, which would decouple and float down to the ground with parachutes. The last Loki, Loki 3, was just parts of Loki 2 refueled and reattached without 1 booster and the decoupler. It was launched on the same day Loki 2 launched and was the first craft launched by a female kerbal, Rosetta Kerman (Valentina would become the first female kerbal in space, a much larger title.) The reason for Loki 3 was to show female kerbals that they too could be kerbonauts, and to test a new system. Loki 3 was known shortly after it's launch as the Loki Disaster, due to the system accidentally arming all 4 parachutes while the rockets were still firing. The parachutes ripped, and the craft fell like an arrow near the R&D. From then on, the flight director, Gene Kerman, announced that the first space station that the KSP launches, would be named the Rosetta Kerman Space Station. "Poor kerbal didn't even get to munch on the cookies!" one of the founding scientists, Wernher Von Kerman says while eating the cookies from the Loki 3 Capsule, or what was left of the capsule. The staff will be taking a week off at the beach near the space center. Further questioning about the fate of the Loki Program ended in Gene Kerman replying "We are shutting down the Loki Program, but using what we found in it for future missions." before heading to the beach. The president, Joseph Kerman, responded sternly to this, "We will not let disasters like this happen with the Kerbal Space Program. The 10 scientists and their crew we funded need to show us reports of success, not failure."

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We focus too much on what Kerbals do, instead of what they are. We must discover what really is a Kerbal. Feel free to create a species tree of how our little green buddies came to be. And no, Matt Lowne's Expedition Eve explanation of how Kerbals came to Kerbin does not count.

I don't really care what software they use as long as it can be a forum.

I was there when the 4chan party van crashed.

I don't know what this even is, but is 99% better than what I have built.

Phhhh! The Russians attached a fighter-jet cannon to their space station, and it worked.

I would love this, but it would never happen.

(Note: This is a joke on the youtube drama over Jake Paul. Do not take seriously, but you can make jokes in the comment section.) It has come to this, and our glorious Youtubers (Matt Lowne, Scott Manley, Mark Thrimm, Hazardish, Marcus House, etc) must brace for all-out nuclear flame and cringe war... THE YOUTUBE WARS As all of you know, the big shots have been cursing each other for a while. Recently a ad depression hit, leaving them wondering "Why am I not earning money?" or "Why do I lose subscribers when I upload, but earn when I don't?" Even DramaAlert had something to say: "Why am I still receiving hate?" Most of this started when Vine disappeared, making tons of new and outright uber-cringe Youtubers. The one that probably was the main fuse?... Jake Paul. He has been getting on everyone's nerve for a while, stirring up drama. Such as his dissing of other Youtubers and his brother, getting in trouble with his neighbors, and the worst thing... Copyright striking anything he wants that has him as a main topic. He is technically stealing small amounts of money by doing this from gossip Youtubers, calling it "bullying" when people are just giving their opinions. He also dumped his girlfriend over nothing and even dissed her over it. I mean, dumping her is bad enough, only to get married to someone else in like a month. He, "Team 10," and the "Paulers" have made multiple people (LeafyIsHere, Pewdiepie, etc.) disturbed from regular youtube stuff. I mean, not even those Transformers Cybertronian Knights that have been here forever can save us from Earth's destiny. So who are you with in the most-likely upcoming World War 3, known as the Youtube War?

NASA: Our rocket failed because of a fatal and unknown error. Engineer: It actually failed because a we had two commands that look pretty much the same, but do different things. Insider: It failed because the entire mission control was busy getting donuts. .

I only docked once, and half of the craft got torn off while I was doing it.

Oh boy, this is a first. Have you ever seen someone do a cool career story on CONSOLE? Probably not, but since that update is coming out, I am going to start one. This story starts in a world where Kerbin is under a communistic and socialist government in a 1960's-like time period. Prepare your space tape and snacks for... ________________________________________________________________________________________ FLIGHT - A CONSOLE CAREER ________________________________________________________________________________________ Prologue The year is 1962, and Kerbin has just encountered a new way of exploration, transportation, and destruction of snacks: the rocket. After multiple attempts to create a chemical reaction that launches instead of explodes, a group of government scientists discovered an "excellent propulsion substance" classified as "Solid Fuel." Soon the scientists received only 10,000 funds as a budget to create a space program, to which 6 out of 10 of the scientists agreed. They purchased a small amount of land near the shoreline for "weekly vacations," and made another contract with the government for the cheapest construction of the center available. Within 1 week, the Kerbal Space Program began operations at the questionable Kerbal Space Center. Working on Chapter 1, will post it soon.

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I've been thirsting for Kerbal Kommander ever since I've seen it... But PLAYSTATION 4

I once had an Akita, so rep for you!

Please stop turning every C into a K... It makes my mind freak out.