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    Chess

    Kernel Kraken replied to DAL59's topic in Forum Games!

    A113 to obscure not easily noticeable area on screen.
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    Roses are red, I ate a cookie, .
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    I track your IP address and take a five day road trip to strangle you and make you stop posting the exact same text wall every time someone says something.
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    I bake a new cookie in a batch of 42. Only one is the true cookie however, and you must all be the over it in the arena.
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    4/10, needs more protection from planetary defense cannons.
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    Ooh, noice. Gonna do this when I get home in a few hours.
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    2+2=4

    Kernel Kraken replied to JERONIMO's topic in The Lounge

    Gosh dangit dude...
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    Buy a firecuda hard drive. Not horribly expensive and generally regarded as the best drive on the market. Then give it to me because I want a new drive to dual boot Linux on. I don't know how to fix your problem though.
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    Mabye someone put tape over the laser. Check if it can see or not.
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    2+2=4

    Kernel Kraken replied to JERONIMO's topic in The Lounge

    You don't have a choice of screen nor book, for all of the books have been destroyed.
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    2+2=4

    Kernel Kraken replied to JERONIMO's topic in The Lounge

    Thought criminal. How would he get ahold of books if the firemen had already destroyed them all?
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    What, do you think in pictures instead of words? Like thinking in heiroglyphics?
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    You get a wing that has the word 'wish' painted on it. I wish I was hungry.
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    I believe that I am vaguely humanoid, and chances are that I may live on a pale blue dot.
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    If bridges are the shape they are on Earth because that works best because of physics, and aliens would be building the same bridge shapes, then wouldn't it make sense that the best aliens would be similar to us and genetically compatible?
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    Nope! Nope and nope!
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    . Duh. I gotta ask, why on Earth do you have both a queen AND a democratic governing body? In case the queen dies or all of parliment disappears? Seems a little redundant. If you got rid of the parliment you could also brag about being one of the like 4 monarchies left in the world.
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    Tea and a psychiatrist destroy @RealKerbal3x's wrath.
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    Everyone has either an origional avatar, an anime avitar, or a Kerbal avatar. So... 2/10 for unoriginality.
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    If we can't figure out how to find them by now we're probably not doing well enough :p
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    Something fills the nothing.
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    Seemingly random texts, self- promotion, and links. 2/10.
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    Jimmy: Jugular intercepting mean Manilla YMCA. Doesn't have to make sense.
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    10,000 stylized blue- ringed Octopuses? I'd build armored suits for them like Minion's suit in Megamind and take over the world. I'd remove the poison in each octopus and put it into warheads and put those in the power armor's missile launchers.
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