Kernel Kraken

KSPBeginner might have not survived but we can revive the thread.

More Anne of Green gables lobster shot Timmy in the head.

Anime-tion... KSP has animated characters. Yes, yes I do like anime. And Pokemon.

3013: apocalypse bunker.

Err... Dog. But she'd still be more filling than a roach...

10/10, co emporer of the hills!

CosmicToddler

There are a lot of people saying that bugs could cure world hunger, but I have first world problems. Mainly insectophobia and arachnaphobia.

*Pukes* what. *Sees roach* *runs away screaming at ~1,500 Hertz*

(Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap). Wait.. t his is a complaining thread... Hm... Darnit, his explanation was better than mine! Gerrrrrrr....

@The_cat_in_space, what's stopping you from kicking the admins if you own the wiki?

9/10, I believe you're the 'I want you to know this thread remains locked' moderator.

Wabbit Seasthon to Duck Season!

TweakScale and MechanicalJebediah, but not Module Manager? How do your mods even work?

Daily Complaint! I don't like people. Mic drop.

Modicus SUMMONUS! I summon thee, O Moderators! @Vanamonde

Thats what crabs are... Lobster- sized spiders. I went to Alaska once and saw a 25 pound Alaskan King SeaSpider. Those things are intimidating. You need to get the kraken to leave you alone? Get one of those things to protect you.

Floor 3010: launch Meta-Meta-über-mega-super- launch controls.

I bet pancakes we're on a bet too. Hey Jim- I'll give you 20 bucks if you put Little Billy's birthday cake on the train tracks! Done.

Crap, I just made a forum game on this exact topic... Dangit!

We all know the stories of how the Weight Brothers created the first powered plane, or how Columbus "Discovered" America. But what about things like Lobsters as food or Coffee? This thread is simple: give us a BS story about how you think something came to be. From trees to rocks to fortnite, anything goes! Rules: Keep it PG- rated, please. Try to stay on- topic. As the great @Just Jim said: For instance, I've always thought the same thing about Lobster. Yes, they're delicious... but hideous to look at! So how did it happen? Someone see this gigantic mutant sea-bug come crawling out of the water and think: "Hmmm, I'm gonna eat it..." Not likely!!! My guess is they took one look, screamed, stabbed it with a spear, maybe two or three times, then immediately threw it in a fire... ... and about 10 minutes later it started smelling... well, like broiled lobster! And the rest is history... hehehe. Now go forth and make crap up

Arabic goat herders noticed their goats would be really energetic when they ate coffee berries, so the herders mixed the seeds ("beans") of the berries with other foods to make edible energy balls. It eventually evolved to grinding the beans into powders to eat. I think. Oops, noteced the speling eror. Thanks!

We should try memeing profiles...

No. Not at all. I despise coffee.