Kernel Kraken

Do people seem to hate those mountains? I like them.... They're good for hiding BDAc radar bases.

I move a pawn. Due to the instability if chessboards, your hill collapses. I sell my moon hill to tourists and move back to earth, homeless and hill-less. Given that the entire world is on fire, irradiated, poisoned, and half of it is engulfed in atomic craters, I'm surprised to see tourists. I buy a shovel and dig a very small crater to start myself off.

The KSC flies their huge airliners from the KEA challenge and drop hundreds.of tons of mind control agents to make us think that kerbin is round! https://xkcd.com/1013/ WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Later that week

KSP beginner is banned for putting an offer topic topic in a forum game.

Here's some sudo-soup. Sudo go make me a sandwich. Waiter, I've been here eight and a half hours, where the heck's my soup?

I play a game of chess, but I wish I had that new game Global Thermonuclear War.

I haven't tried this yet, but I think if I leave the mass-relay engines on my orbital kinetic Bombardment satellite on for too long they'll overheat and hopefully detonated the fuel reserve... Should be good.

More like because star-trek style BS Science.

You can't fight the storm, it's gainst the rules of the game. Besides, it's impossible without exploits! BWAHAHAHAHA, I trapped you in the grid from Tron. Where are you trapped in the grid? PUBG! I add an impossible device to my Mind base that allows me to extract energy from stars to power a massive laser arrays that totally obeys the laws of physics. I extract the energy from @YNM's star and store it for later use.

Ground Control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade! Now I've got that song stuck in my head. For heeeeeeeeere am I sitting in a tin can.....

But I am left- un lazified! I proceed to wall off large sections of the earth, including the everyone-hill. I proceed to create a large purple storm that continuously closes in on you, driving you together and forcing you to fight to the death! The winner gets nothing. I drop you out of a C-130. Have fun! I put guns around random buildings and will periodically drop crates with over powered weapons onto the field.

No, that's a platypus. They don't do much. Er... Waiter, I would like a small bowl of dairy-free cow's milk.

I prefer the CHANNEL of Stuff. What channel are we talking about? I wonder if squad just game a 3-year-old a pencil paper, and a globe and told them to draw all the continents. If they did use some kind of deformation tool, I wonder if we can find it somewhere out there and de scramble it. Though it does seem like some continents are just made up.

Or you could binge-watch Phineas and Ferb while playing KSP....

But then we'd have to cheat to make stock Kerbal cannons! EDIT: this was supposed to be in a joking tone. Dangit, text interface!

But Deathclaws get 3 separate move oppertunities per turn. Deathclaw to Power Armor. The Finger to Take Two.

Ok, here's a glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide, dehydrated to your taste. Waiter, I would like a Chocolate Mousse!

Blue One to BlueTwo, ya hear me? -Kevin Flynn Main Guns to starboard! Engines to Full Throttle! Jack Black to Cloak and Dagger! ET Phone Home. Machine gunners to right flank.

I thought this was Windows 8 with the horrid touch screen interface? My Windows is more desktop-ey, but I have wanted to try Linux. I'm just too lazy and last time I tried messing with windows I ended up resetting my PC 3 times. Also, tech support. They assume you've never touched a computer! It's stupid!

I dig a 750- kilometer across crater and run several laser arrays in it. They are angled at a Cubic Zirconium crystal in a way that they will converge into one beam with unimaginable power. My Death star like- Mün.

10/10, entered a challenge you made, then we rebooted it. You cool with that?

8/10, seen you around, not often.

Yes, XKCD is a must read. I thought it was a small webcomic/blog until I joined the forum, lol. Well.... Crap. Well, Schnikes Happens.

Or that video about detonating a Tsar Bomba at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, cause that's totally what would happen. I can't stand this video. Back on topic, I sue the astronomers for destruction of property and gain a newfound budget of all of MIT's resources. I use that to start funneling air to the moon so I can have fighter jets. Seriously what made the creator of that video think the Tsar Bomba could de-orbit earth?! It didn't when there wasn't 110,000,000 megapascals of pressure inhibiting the blast wave, so how would it now!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH