Kernel Kraken

Silver Dollar City

What do ya do with a drunken sailor? Throw 'im in the hold, then get him another beer.

Wait, lemme find my copy of Thing explainer. I'll try to use only the 1,000 (ten hundred) most used words, like Randall Munroe did.

Out of likes, here's a quote!

Can't seem to stop using oil and start using green energy? Simple! Just dump all the oil in the ocean!

What do ya do with a drunken sailor? Force him to watch Caillou as punishment.

That would probably be really funny. Or I just hate cats. (I hate cats).

Well, what DO ya do with a Drunken Sailor? How to play: the post should start with "What do ya do with a Drunken Sailor?" And end with you saying what you do with a drunken sailor. I'll start: What do ya do with a drunken sailor? Put 'im on an Exxon tanker!

FUEL: Fundamentally Useless Extra Launchpad.

I think Dman979 is the best moderator and an all-around stand up guy!

I thought it would be more like patrolling new posts and filtering out the ones containing explecit, political, or intentionally insulting content, removing and or editing them, then leaving a small message in the thread as a notification. Or using your moderator powers to prank me, @Dman979....

Roblox is just a Minecraft ripoff. I can't tell you how much I wished I could put my fist through the other person's screen and punch them when they say things like this. Or alternatively: why are you using a PC? I can game fine on a Mac. [TRIGGERED]

I'm kinda nervous about this; someone else on the interwebs is named TheMadKraken, but it's a permanent change. Not sure if I like the name I want to change to enough to try it...

Known for chess thread. I really wonder if I've made enough posts/ shown enough personality for people to say what I'm 'known' for. Heck, I haven't even had this account for a year. This is an interesting thread.

I really like cepholopods, and the Kraken is clearly the best one. The 'Mad' part comes from an Agario clan name my friend came up with, Masters At Destruction. (MAD). The 2297 comes from a failed attempt to use Boogie2988's username and I was trying to do 2989, but I typoed it. I came up with the full name making a Roblox account, as TheMadKraken was already taken, so I tacked on the 2297 number I made up a few years ago for a clash of clans account. It's been that ever since, but I realized there's someone else on the interwebs is named TheMadKraken, (the Roblox guy) and it was creating a lot of confusion. I'm planning to change it. I'm thinking of a programming joke... Kernel Kraken, and it comes pre- kerbalized! I might change it soon. EDIT: Anyone know if there's a way to change your username?

So a hand drill with a cord? I shoot you in the face. You have to be near a wall to use a corded drill.

I bet guns were made when the feudal Chinese clogged their gunpowder flamethrowers with rocks or lead balls.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz approves. Waiter there's a 3/10 profile picture in my soup!

Denali is the tallest mountain in North America, in Alaska. I captured a mountain. Whenever you enter to the three- chair throne room for the hill empire, Grieg's In the Hall of the mountain King starts to play in 3 different octaves, for 3 co- emporers of the Hill Empire.

Congrats, now you have nowhere to put your airships. I take thirty- Calibre magazine clips loaded with incendiary rounds and fire them out of my 'ghost gun'. (Does that count as politics here? I can edit it if it does).

I have anotger roach gripe (not sure if it was a roach) One, I had to go to the bathroom horribly bad, and the only ones nearby were nasty school restrooms. I walk in the Men's restroom, and less than 5 feet from the door there's this huge (~4 inch long)... Big thing. It's abdomen was glowing green, too. It was probably a literal mutant roach. I screamed at over 2000 Hertz, bolted, and the only other place to go was the woman's restroom. I'm not going in there so I have to wait an hour to get home to use a restroom. Weird thing is, some of my friends are mosquito magnets and I douse myself in bugspray everytime we go hiking or the like. I've only been stabbed around, say, 15 times in my life. When I was little I got a mosquito puncture wound in my ear, and I hadn't learned not to scrach moquito stabs. My ear inflated to like twice it's normal size.

*Eggsecutor. It's a palm tree, but the Alolan version looks really, really weird.

Agreed. That's why winter is my favourite season- everything's cancelled so it's summer, but there's snow and no bugs. Win win win!

10 kilotons? 10*10,000 tons= 100,000 tons. 100,000*2000 (USA Units)= 200,000,000 Pounds of stuff. I don't think I can do this.