Kernel Kraken

Farm or dogs steal underwear.

RobitSlockor12345678910 Or HoboSlacker.

No 1337 speak, sir. Waiter! I got to go pee, where's the restroom?

Blue Kraken: Removes your Wings.

I sharpen my steel pipe! Shank to stab!

No. We can make exceptions and give you a poison ivy salad, though. Waiter, I just had 15 doctor peppers. I got to go pee.

Whosaywhatsit? I wish the Ready Player One movie followed the book.

Led* Fine then. I build a Zeppelin out of cloth, a steel frame, and leather hydrogen sacks. It can carry 12 T-14 Armata tanks, or 6 F/A-18/E Fighter/Attack aircraft in the hold, along with a compliment of 300 crewmembers. It is covered in bofors AA cannons and has several different AA Missile battle. It is my new hill, or if @Roboslacker wants to continue the alliance we both can use it.

I use my machined steel and piping to make a rifle. I Rob the rest of the district for fuel. I am now wanted.

I prefer those styrofoam circus penuts and Mr. Pibb extra

Yeah, there's a lot of egotistic morons there. Wait, I just realized 90 percent of my forum posts are from my phone...

Uhh..... Ok. Fly, the waiter ate my soup.

0/10, I have legitimately never seen you.

Well, sir, that is our cheating soup. Waiter, I want a Boorang soup. Oops, wrong forum game...

Uh huh. Not even enough space to fly the plane higher? 3006: a huge chunk of land the size of Texas, covered in a mountain range, highlands, plaines, towns, and civillians who are in the center of two huge military bases for a huge airsoft match. Like that giant russian milsim, but better.

This kid base jumped off the Eiffel tower: http://Youtu.be/A2sjaQk3

Staplers? Whaaaaaaa? If you want a stapler then get This one.

Jk? Why? I agree. If my fellow generation- fortniters are that preoccupied with their phone as to walk off a cliff trying to catch a Pikachu they deserve to succumb to natural selection. I feel like this generation will have the shortest life expectancy of all others.

This looks fun, I'm necroing it. Deal with it. I enter the manufacturing district and machine some steel into a long pipe.

Which are laced with clorophorm.

Steel pipe to swing! Steel pipe to parry then thrust at your stomach!

Granted. Just granted. No corruption. All is right in the world. I wish his wish was corrupted.

TL;DR DOGS HOISE PAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

I build a Zeppelin.

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