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HansonKerman

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  1. granted. You get 5 K’s, but 5 K gets them back. GRAMMAR! i wish moar people would successfully GRAMMAR
  2. Portal (the first one) is fnihkihn sckary

  3. it’s all gibberish to me! If I figure out what this post says I will definitely try this. I’m playing Portal (unfortunately) for the first time (moar or less, timing puzzles are brutal to my slow hands). I’m right in the middle of the escape section.
  4. Now I think about it, what would an irl ashpd be like? The one from Portal where it can basically shoot on anything (HL2)? Or the one from Portal 2, the canonical one which can only shoot on surfaces with moon rocks in them? What would happen if you “looked at the operational end of the device”? these are the true questions Fascinating! *reads*
  5. idk what this means but for some reason it reminded me of the Portal games. How cool would it be if those were irl? well, no. Very uncool actually. I’m not one for alien invasions and psychopathic robots. but still, portal guns.
  6. *happy dancing* 

  7. I hate to break the chain but... 7/10 You don’t post a lot. Still a great person tho!
  8. gets a beaver inserts a head
  9. The interesting thing about Portal 2 imo is that it has so many lines. You have a large amount of time in Wheatley’s “lair” to wait and let him talk (one of my favorite lines is him actually hacking the reactor core files and deleting the emergency manual), time with the stalemate button and escape elevator to listen, etc. not to mention the oracle. Plus, Portal 2 has more Rattmann rooms than Portal (though in Portal, there are tips scrawled by him), especially in test chambers imo. I don’t follow Half-Life, I don’t like Half-Life, I only like it for the plot and have never bought a single game in the series excepting the Portal ones. razark is right, they’re such good games that they can exist whenever they want. Cave Johnson provides enough backstory for me. But cubinator has provided the best explanation ever lmao. That is pretty much it. FRICK I almost forgot this quote. I enjoy thinking that Portal 2 happens around the said 50,000 years after Half Life and Portal (HL takes place in 2003~ and Portal is between the two games. Time doesn’t matter on a millennium scale). I never thought about waking up during the 7 hour war but I can’t get that out of my head. What if she solved the chambers as it ended and the destruction scene happens at the surrender? Whatever. Portal 2 is perfect for all the reasons you gave, Portal is interesting because I like it a lot after extensively forcing myself to play it. The portal-related graphics (portal gun, portals, portals failing, PORTALS ON A FIZZLER HAVE A DIFFERENT TEXTURE HOLY FRICK, portals traveling (I really like the projectile)) are better imo, and it’s interesting to see this great game that was actually just completely ripped from Half Life 2. Plus it’s buggy. The other day I was just mashing all the function keys to wait out the loading scenes and it teleported me to chamber 15 at the pellet emitter with every weapon. Anyway- the Portal games are great im gonna eat my breakfast now The fact that people like a big Rubik’s cube in space can glitch the game like this says something about HL2 and Portal doesn’t it
  10. What if it’s a Robo-Cow even better, what if it’s a flying COWINATOR! BEHOLD!
  11. Pretty disappointed in SQUAD making that MTM stage especially after what @Maxsimal said about the Ariane (even the Acapello example!) not being exactly right (see here: 

    ). It’s gonna be hard for that to even exist in other craft. Sigh... like cmon. Again, one of my favorite metaphors: KSP = LEGO. It has a manual but you can attach them however you like. BDB = a model kit with unique pieces. “Snap these together like this. Do not snap it like this. Don’t attach this part until...” repeat. Whatever tho. From what I know it’s not gonna change anything complaining , plus I’m just one smol Kerbal against T2 and Squad... :/ whatev

  12. gets $5 Inserts GLaDOS ”wait what are you doing?” ”<almost musical> NOOOOOooooOoOoooo”
  13. Sometimes I like KSCSwitcher because of the easy interface and configurability. I can’t get started to make things look nice (not to mention I don’t know how to model) using KK. The DLC pads are boring. I mean Woomerang. No VAB, etc. it’s lonely and doesn’t look nice. The Dessert Airfield and Island Airfield are great but I don’t usually design spaceplanes. Not to mention that Baikourbanur was not included as a launch site . The upside of KK is that it has every model (idk the right word, it doesn’t seem like physics object is right) of every structure in the game and you can place it on other planets which is perfect for stories. So idk. I usually use both. REDUNDANCY FTW
  14. Youngster Joey is staying home with Rattata like a responsible youngster 

  15. Portal 2. Just lots of Portal 2. SO MUCH PORTAL 2. I love Portal 2. Anyone who doesn’t clearly doesn’t appreciate good puzzle games gripping and great story interesting gameplay mechanics (portals and gel) that keep you thinking robots funny stuff to go along with the dark stuff VERY A LOT OF AMAZING SONgs
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