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I guess that you haven't watched their promotional vid. big thing on bottom is superheavy. without superheavy, It wouldn't be able to do anything. but with superheavy It will be able to do everything another rocket could do, cheaper and bigger. ok.

yes -84+ YKW -86-

YKW, WASC, MAWGNF, TGPAW. -84-

yes, he has. -83+

yos

Granted. Granted. trees now cover every square inch of kerbin. I wish for a small globe.

he didn't make it past day one.

doesn't jool already look like a gas giant? whatever, Granted. Jool has been replaced with some RL exoplanet about 10 times the mass of jupiter. I wish for a steady supply of those DELICIOUSEY mini-corndogs they gave me in middle school.

granted. but sadly the ground it was standing on was not so solid. I wish for moar planets in ksp.

meh not really useful for humanity in general, and they are pretty easy to build, especially with near future tech. nah. This

the Really big flashlight: known as the biggest commercial flashlight available, these bad boys were bought from the local convenience store to light up big dark spaces. It is said that one of these can light up the entire dark side of gilly. they were built by bizgon's electronics. nuclear lamp: one of the most efficient engines yet, it can be used to reach far out places, and as its name suggests, can show them the light. created by nuclear rockets. atomic salt engine: an engine so ludicrous it makes the mammoth look like an ant, an engine so efficient it makes the dawn look like an SRB, an engine so powerful it makes the mastodon look like a dawn, all of these descriptions fail to depict how insane this engine is. This thing would have easily made all others obsolete, if it didn't incinerate everything around it. built by mad scientists in white lab coats. Gigael: a small, sky blue Ice giant about a quarter the size of Jool in an orbit about twice as high as Eeloo's, known for being the most inviting place in the kerbol system. the planet has a small set of rings and 2 moons; mazhard, thanks to its proximity to gigael, is completely covered in active volcanoes, which give mazhard a toxic atmosphere twice as large as kerbin's. luckily, the moon is only a little larger than minmus, so it doesn't easily ruin family photos - benkin, a moon about the size of duna, with a thin atmosphere, and is completely covered in liquid nitrogen, except for the massive wall of kilometer high spikes running down the equator. Planet Z: a planet so far out it takes 20,000 (smol kerbin) years for it to orbit Once! but, luckily, it is currently at the lowest point in its orbit, which is still 23 times farther out than Gigael. This rocky planet is pitch black and 3 times larger than kerbin, yet is covered in spikes pointier than pol's, so it's pretty much impossible to land on, unless you had a really big flashlight. Planet Z has only one moon, the sadrock. sadrock is the most depressing object in the universe, only half the size of gilly, no one even wants to look at the thing. A few companies proposed bringing the rock to gigael and rename it Happyrock. IC 8766: this 30 meter lump switches between being the third, second and first moon of kerbin twice in a single orbit. This is thanks to it's near polar orbit, with a periapsis of 156 kilometers and an apoapsis bringing it all the way to the edge of kerbin's SOI. but even stranger is IC 8766's kerbal sized moon, a moon so small that it wasn't given an official name, so visiting astronauts just called it the moon moon.

granted. but they soon rebel, and destroy the kerbal civilization. I wish for ba bum

I was born somewhere in miami.

He was surprised to find that the kerbal weighed 62 kilograms!

what's a GPP? johnknee kerman - petting aliens

granted. you are no longer conscious and you are pretty much not you. 2 months later "you " die. I don't wish for anything.

Yes, but do I have to put it in low kerbin orbit? can it be in Low munar orbit?

HEY!

an orbital cannon to fire upon those who don't like the space station, and a River Module! Wait, look, a kerman has fallen inter the river in Kerbal XX Space Station!

granted. fun fact, to zangkats, slightly more, is 100* more. have fun with that wind. I wish for a funner fact

granted, but it's so small that kerbals can't fit in it. .hsiw I

Granted. the kerbals started landing on uninhabited areas, some even land in central park. the kerbals were oblivious to the existence of the humans on the surface until they started seeing houses and skyscrapers, and mostly everyone loved them. but soon countries start attacking the little green men that start landing on their land, leading to the kerbals flying away. I wish for a KSP animated series, with the big boi budget.

granted. but I made them, thus they were unfunny. I wish that my jokes and memes were less stupid and more funny.

johnknee kerman - taking a stupid and decade old joke that I only know about because of some animation that I forgot the name of, *INHALES*, in the knee.