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Granted, but war breaks out between them and the kerbals over the matter of who get ice cream from Minmus. After the war, the kerbals are depleted of funds so they can no longer conquer space. I wish for a kerbal to be named Elon Kerman. I’m sorry something went wrong so I didn’t see my previous reply or your reply. Sorry for the double message everyone! Granted, but the ice cream was poisoned. I wish for Jedidiah Kerman to become supreme overlord of the human race.

Granted, but that escalates into war after a dispute over who gets the ice cream from Minmus. I wish for a kerbal named Elon Musk

Granted. But all the lights emit incredibly high amounts of radiation I wish to be able to play guitar better then Eddie VanHalen.

Granted. But it loves the taste of kerbals. I wish for Futurama to be brought back and have more seasons filmed and released.

Granted. Except the metal balls are made of plutonium, and there is just enough to cause a critical mass and fission. So ka plooey, it blows everything to kingdom come. I wish to go to the moon.

Granted. But after discovering the red planet is red due to the large concentration of chili powder, thus leaving all plants too spicy for Kerbal consumption. I want a 1969 Dodge Challenger that converts into a jet plane.

Granted. But it was built with shoddy second hand materials and fell apart after an unplanned disassembly. I wish for ksp2 to be released right now, but it isn’t rushed or anything. It’s the complete and final game. Granted. Jeb now crashes rockets every ten minutes. I wish for the kerbals to rise up in rebellion.

You are given fisch, but it’s three weeks old. I wish for a quasont sandwich.

I was on my daily run and I saw a real, honest-to-God doge. It was incredibly friendly and adorable.

Granted. But Jeb goes awol and nukes it. I wish to meet Matt Lowne. (I really do, I am a huge fan)

Granted. But Morlocks live in those caves and eat all of the kerbals I wish to exceed Matt Lowne, and may I darsay Scott Manley in terms of skill at playing ksp.

It stands for ‘the original series’. It was the first (and best) Star Trek show. That’s my bad, I should've been more clear

granted. But the satellites are all ticking thermonuclear bombs. They go off simultaneously thus destroying life on kerbin. I want to live on the USS Enterprise and travel the universe.

Granted. But know your parakeets have a strong desire for human flesh. I want to have a kitten for a pet.

Should we come together and all do a zoom together? I know that there’s no way that we all could do one, but it would be awesome to talk to you guys. Wadda ya say?

The Rolling Stones, the Crickets, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Mötley Crüe, KISS, the Beatles and Neil Diamond. And Johnny Cash.

I just listen to the Rolling Stones when I play. Try that, they are really great.

You and I are a similar type. Perhaps, in a different reality, I could have called you ‘friend’-Romulan captain, Star Trek if y’all didn’t know, I am a huge trekkie.

I hail from the crappy plains of South Dakota. Where the roads are purple(really!) and you freeze ye butt off in the winter, and you sweat gallons in the summer. Yay.

I’ve been playing spiderman. If you have a PlayStation, and you don’t have this game, you have to get it. It is beautiful, funny, action packed, and who doesn’t love spiderman?

I’ve got Buddy Holly’s Peggy sue stuck in my head right now. Earlier it was ‘gimme shelter’

Well...they already are aware of us...and interesting fact...in the future(far future, ironically close to the time of TOS takes place) we do get ftl travel, believe it or not.

Well...I did send some red shirts down first... In all seriousness, no. But of my memory serves me correctly I did do the Vulcan greeting. I have no idea why I did it, but it seemed fitting.

To clarify, sure, he is in the Enterprise

I'm really sorry but I'm not allowed to say. I'm really sorry, but due to an agreement I made I'm not allowed to talk about them. They are humanoid though, and have two legs if that helps your questions at all. I'm also the first person to go interstellar, walk on another planet and travel further then any man has gone before. I would like to also say that my memory was wiped after I went to the other planet. Slowly bits and pieces are coming back to me, with the help of my friend that took me there. I'm really sorry, but I can confirm that aliens are real, they know about us, they don't want to hurt us, and it will be a long time until we contact them again. I won't happen until we invent interstellar travel, which also won't come around for a long time. (spoiler alert-It's a lot like warp drive!)