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Ben J. Kerman

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  1. No. TUBM thinks the Renault Le Car is the best car ever.
  2. "You've got me looking at too many of these trucks, I'm starting to see them as normal instead of them being weird foreign s***. "-Slightly paraphrased from my dad after I showed him a video of the Renault T "Dean, I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me, because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!!!" -Dr. Venture Brock: You get the boys. I'll take care of these guys. Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them. Brock: (left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck. Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys... Dr. Orpheus: It craves... purity... it devours... purity... it seems to be... What the hell is this thing made out of? Dr. Venture: Nothing. Dr. Orpheus: Come on... Dr. Venture: Alright fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts. Dr. Orpheus: Just tell me one! Dr. Venture: An... (mumbles) Dr. Orpheus: A what? Dr. Venture: An... orphan. Dr. Orpheus: Did you say... an orphan!? Dr. Venture: Yeah... a little.. orphan boy.. Dr. Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child!? Dr. Venture: Might be... kind of... I mean, I didn't use the whole thing! Dr. Orpheus: Do you have a pen? Hank: To use as a magic wand? Dr. Orpheus: To use...as a pen, Hank. Also a valuable lesson to learn when backing up with a trailer.
  3. Yep again! @SkyFall2489 again as well?
  4. The youngest tree is three-fifty. (8)
  5. Smallest town in Azerbaijan (I don't really remember why I looked this up) There's no incomptech.com in Lahich.
  6. Blaming your dolor de cerebro on someone else. Cheater!
  7. Floor 2973: Tanks and cans of gasoline, petrol, DEF, AdBlue, and diesel.
  8. O SCRAN Patch Scasette is the floaty bus kit simulator of Vall prime (in m mind)
  9. Let's make it say "Crane" Oh, or "Scania" works too, whichever one you want. SO SCRAN Patch Scarette is the floaty bus kit simulator of Vall prime (in m mind)
  10. No, I ate him. I'm back, although I am a little late in getting back here. It's after 3:00 AM where I live, so goodnight! (Or at least, I should say goodnight...) @SkyFall2489
  11. Working on an MAN TGX replica in KSP. I still haven't done a lot yet, but I'd say it's going along well.
  12. banned fo useing no proper grammer (I mean no period, the rest is fine)
  13. Ok, I'll drop your soup on the counter, and it will make a sound. You might also make a sound, a somewhat angry sound. Yes, very angry indeed. Waiter, there's a Scania in my soup!
  14. Sort of, yes. TUBM has read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
  15. So people won't pop the balloons. Where are the bowl of petunias and the sperm whale?
  16. Hola! @Hyperspace Industries Hola! @Hyperspace Industries
  17. ETS2 Multiplayer Funny Moments/Crashes. A DAF XF105 driving 20 km/h over the speed limit drives over a car half stuck in the road, flies into the air, hits a Scania S that was also flying through the air after driving over a truck's trailer that was half stuck in the road and slanted like a ramp, explodes, and destroys all the moderators. Haha, lastbilar go boom. Lastbil is truck, by the way. Lastbilar is the plural form of that, trucks.
  18. I gradually increased the temperature of the J until it melted. Now I'm here. Will @Nazalassa join us right now?
  19. Banned for making me realize I was actually on the wrong thread. Luckily, it worked out alright. Banned for polythreading
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