Ben J. Kerman

Meh. How many roads must a man walk down?

I think it is kind of funny that "Click" in German is actually "Klicken". I don't know enough German yet to conjugate it, so I'll let Google Translate do it. Ich klicke, du klickst, wir alle klicken, alles bevor die Moderatoren kommen.

No, not really. @Vanamonde

Banned for Pythagorean Theorem.

SE: You are completely normal. SP: I can make any computer 10x faster by simply touching it (the tower)

I have a Liebherr MK140 that can go 80 km/h, has about 540 horsepower and can lift 8 tonnes. I had trouble finding how much the crane itself weighed, which you would need to know if there are weak bridges or unimproved roads on the way to your jobsite. Anyway. I would say I can run over zombies with ease. I would probably fare better if my PFP was a Liebherr G-BKF armored military crane, or Geschütztes Bergekranfahrzeug.

SE: It gets louder and more annoying in your ear, and eventually you become deaf SP: I receive everything I wish for.

No, I'm finally here! I'm about to leave again to play some ETS2 or draw or something. Maybe some KSP first. @Vanamonde!

Kerbals are green, Scania is overrated, SpaceX is stupid, and KSP1 is outdated. 3 fanbases in one poem, and I even belong to one of them! (Ok, two of them, I do like Scania a bit...Ok, fine! I really like Scania, but not as much as Mercedes-Benz's trucks!)

This is just a thread for stupid things you have seen (primarily in real life, but anywhere is ok. Oh wait, except KSP because of that stupid forum rule) I guess one stupid thing would have to be on a box of Michelina's microwave pizza snack bite things, the directions said to microwave on high for 2:00 minutes to 2:05 minutes. Really? Is that extra 5 seconds really going to make a difference? Just in case, I put them on for 2:03 (I rounded 2.5 seconds up to three) because I like to be precise, and just because I thought it was kind of funny. What stupid and idiotic things have you seen?

I tried launching directly from the runway and the truck loaded fine! Should I try updating Tweakscale and KSP-Recall? (If I don't already have the latest version, I'll need to check. I probably don't though, because I haven't been able to scale the new 1.11 lights.) https://u.cubeupload.com/Bjh223/Screenshot327.png https://u.cubeupload.com/Bjh223/Screenshot328.png

owned by Kammoet

On a truck

Well, I guess I am part of Generation Z and often prefer to have stuff on paper, so I guess that is a good sign, right? Why are they going for Greek letters as the next generation labels (Alpha, Beta, Gamma, etc.)? In Microsoft Excel, when you reach Z, it goes AA, AB, AC, and so on. wy cnt ppl 2day jus spell out words?

I have had KSP for about 4 years, and I don't think I have even done even a full Mun landing without using some sort of cheat (Debug menu) besides in the tutorials. It's not that I have failed a ton of times (a couple though), it's just that I haven't really tried to do that much space stuff. I think once in a Career mode game I made it to the Mun in a slightly modified PT Munsplorer with only setting my Kerbin orbit in the debug menu, but I don't remember if I got back to Kerbin cheat-free. Now that I am more confident docking, I will try to do an Apollo 11 style mission to the Mun soon, and then maybe some sort of rover to somewhere.

I agree. Breaking Ground was probably more worth it for me because I like to build cranes and trucks and stuff like that, but both DLCs are definitely worth your money.

Thanks. Oh, I've got another one: Why is everybody reading books about parenting by that guy from Star Wars, Dr. Spock?

Ok, sure. Maybe it was. Maybe it was much more expensive than it was meant to be. Maybe it was even impractical and stupid. Maybe it was unsafe. Maybe it was all of those bad things you think about I think it was cool, even though I was born too late to actually see any launches. I just like it. Also, why was it's only real replacement Soyuz? I don't care at all about politics or anything happening now, I just think we should have had something of our own to replace the shuttle. Simply, I like the Space Shuttle. So there! Nyah, nyah, nyah!

I finally completed the in-game docking tutorial!!!!

It doesn't really look like a rocket car to me, but more of a white box that says "404 - image not found!"

The kraken leaps out from Bop and tears it apart. Apollo 11 style mission to the Mun.

"And when everyone is super, then no one is" -Syndrome (The Incredibles) "You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb s****?" -Rita (Idiocracy) That is becoming worryingly true.

Ok, here is your Sour Crape. I would like a Shake 'n Bake Kraken tentacle with a side of macaroni and cheese, and a small glass of cream soda.