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Ben J. Kerman

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  1. Granted, but it is told to you in Polish. Sczczyckwawą, włodzy sońwri, zemsta desin Polski żeca. I wish for a real Mercedes Actros.
  2. Is there another mod like this that allows me to see through the eyes of a kerbal while they are sitting in an external command seat? I have built a lot of trucks that use those seats, and I want to feel like I'm in the seat, driving.
  3. Totally, 100% ETS2 (Euro Truck Simulator 2). ETS2 is the reason I haven't really been active on this forum recently. I still love and play KSP, but not as much since I got ETS2. The only problem is that ETS2 is on a different computer than I have KSP on, and can get unbearably slow at times, especially in the Iberian Peninsula (It's an older laptop, while KSP is on a newer laptop.) I also like to play FSX and sometimes Construction Simulator 3 (ConSim 3). It's a mobile game, but still really good. However, Construction Simulator 2015, which is pretty similar, is available on Steam for PC. I just noticed all my favorite games have names which are commonly abbreviated or shortened. KSP, ETS2, FSX, ConSim 3. Weird.
  4. When you hear about a European city on TV or whatever, and go "Hey, I've been there in ETS2!" When you capitalize your Google searches (I don't, but it seems pretty nerdy) When you want the writing on your birthday cake to be in German When you are considering learning Icelandic, but are not really planning on ever going to Iceland When you have built nothing but cranes, helicopters, and trucks for probably a little less than a year in a SPACEFLIGHT simulator
  5. I am utilizing the mission builder from Making History. It involves driving a bus around (Made mostly from Grounded Modular Vehicles mod parts). You know, it has been a long time since I have gone into space in Kerbal Space Program. I might make a rocket later today, or at least a plane.
  6. Banned for banning someone because they banned someone who banned someone who banned someone who unbanned someone that was previously banned, and because they did not give me a bunch of lego pieces. (Let's see...)
  7. Banned for banning someone who banned someone who unbanned someone that was previously banned, and for not giving me a bunch of lego pieces.
  8. Nope again! Or, nein, no, non, and nyet. @Starhelperdude
  9. I haven't watched the full movie yet, but the music is good! I don't even think I listed to it in English yet; I do really love other languages! Actually, on my birthday cake (My Birthday is on Feb. 23rd, just 2 days ago), I wrote 'Alles Gute zum Geburtstag' on it, German for 'Happy Birthday'! Also, this song: I beg you not to listen to it, seriously. PLEASE, for all humanity, DON'T! Well, it's not that bad, but still, you shouldn't. Wait, then why did I even put it here? Whatever, but listen to the song below at your own risk. It starts to get stupid at around 1:25-ish, for anyone brave enough to listen. I am making it out to be worse than it really is, just keep in mind that it is bad. Not a bad forklift (German engineering!), but a stupid song.
  10. Floor 2663: You see a sign that says "∞ floors to top floor". Then you wonder how long it will take before you get to go back home, and why you first entered this building at all. Then, you contemplate the meaning of life for a while.
  11. Hmm... How much does your spacecraft weigh? I just need to know if I can lift it with my crane.
  12. Trabajábamos (Spanish for "We worked") Mitarbeiter (Said as "Mite-r-biter". German word for employee) Actually, I think Mitarbeiter is said differently, but it is still probably fun to say.
  13. I got a bunch of good quotes for you tonight! "France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's there for." - James May "Nothing in this life worth achieving is easy, nor is it impossible." - James May "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson "I don't always downshift. But when I do, it's next to a Prius, so they can hear me hurt the environment." - Jeremy Clarkson "Thanks to denial, I'm immortal." - Phillip J. Fry "You win again, gravity!" - Zapp Brannigan "Their desire to keep living shows me no respect." - Donbot
  14. "Being a robot is great, but we don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad," - Bender B. Rodriguez “Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?” - Bender B. Rodriguez "Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!" - Professor Farnsworth "How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?" - Philip J. Fry "Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one."- Professor Farnsworth “Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.” - Dr. Venture "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum -Dr. Venture: The whole Russian mail-order-bride deal on the Internet, is that on the up and up? -Molotov: I wouldn't know. -Dr. Venture: Because those Chinese ones are a real racket. The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up!
  15. Cool, and almost a little creepy, PFP! I've also seen you a lot on the forum games, which I always like.
  16. Kummerspeck und fünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig. Hey, I think I've been to Szczecin in ETS2 before! I normally call it Sczcnzczszwycin, though. Poland seems to like putting letters next to each other that you wouldn't think belong. Źdźbło, Bezwzględny, Żółć. Not trying to be mean, just saying that Polish can seem pretty strange to many English speakers.
  17. Mmm... sounds good. I wish I knew more about Doppel Keks. They are delicious German chocolate sandwich cookie things, but the only place I've ever seen them is at Aldi. Even when I look up "Doppel Kek" on Google, almost all of the information I can find about them is the ones from Aldi. I believe it would translate to something like "Double cookie", but I could be wrong since I don't speak Deutsch. Yet... The annoying part is that there are many times when the Doppel Keks are not available at Aldi, and there isn't an Aldi in town so I can't always check. I think the nearest one is in Waterbury (Konnecticut) or something.
  18. 2420 You see an empty room. You apologize to the KSP forum users for not feeling very creative right now, and continue to the next floor.
  19. Hmm... Interesting experiment. I'll might also conduct some tests. I saw a big boom when I turned one of my trucks 180 degrees inside its own trailer (I jackknifed the trailer, or it would have if I had turned on same vessel interaction), then decoupled the trailer. It exploded and started spinning around. That's different though, more of a Kraken thing since there were hundreds of parts. The Kraken's Scania Kania! Anyway, I agree with The Aziz. The biggest part probably has the biggest explosion. I recommend fuel tanks. They are some of the biggest parts and contain tons of flammable materials.
  20. Nein, Ich spreche Deutsch. Ich spreche kein Englisch oder Spanisch. (No, I speak German. I don't speak English or Spanish) Kellner, in meiner Suppe liegt ein Vertrag über eine Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung! (Waiter, there is a contract for motor vehicle liability insurance in my soup!)
  21. Banned for making me not know what you are talking about.
  22. Granted. You get a spherical multimeter that always rolls away when you are using it. Next time you should ask for metres. I wish that the United States used the metric system.
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