Ben J. Kerman

Really, already? What time is it where you live?

Ok, here's ENIAC. I want a big powerful magnet.

It is simple. Say anything you want that abides with the forum rules in Zalgo text, and please don't make it too crazy. https://lingojam.com/ZalgoText B̶̳̦́e̸͉̰͠͝g̴̢̘͐i̶͖͉̓͘ṋ̴̯̊!̸̦̏!̶̙̂̋ (Begin!!) You do not need to add regular text of what the zalgo text reads as long as it is mostly readable.

INVALID COMMAND DISK READ ERROR HUMAN TERMINATION SOFTWARE ERROR universe1.exe HAS STOPPED RESPONDING. Would you like to restart program "universe1.exe"? Y/N LOADING................... RESTART FROM BIG BANG OR FROM LAST SAVED POSITION? Are you sure? Are you sure? Last chance to decline command. RESTARTING UNIVERSE1 in 5....4....3...2...1...B̴̢̢̨̡͚̯̭̞͖̥̖̭̘̺̗͇̲̝̱̫̦͔͙̟̞̳͓̫̗͚̤͎̤̳̺̘͈͕̥̳̟̱̖̭̉̂͛̅̊́̐̌̐͊́̋̔̾̀̀͋́̑̇̾̑͊̈́̑͐͑́̋̐̽͐̈̍̀͐̈͑̒̀̃̓̈́̍̄̏̆̚̚̕͘̚͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅÒ̵̧̨̢̨̨̹̳̥͇͇͍͙̪̦͇̰͈̟̖̰̫̫̝̗̞̤͈̭͕͈O̸̡̰̦̪̼̩̩̹͕͎̘͙͈͎̯̠͚̥̠͇͚͇̭̪̥̩̝͚̻͒͌̿̉̔̇̅͗̉͌̍̋͠͝ͅM̷͎͓̲̮̘͕̩͚̙͉̖̅͑̐̎͗̾́̈́͠ I wish for a 1TB SSD.

Not a lot is stuck in my head right now, but I guess it would have to be Decider Slow by Dru Masters. I originally found this song from a YouTube video about, you guessed it, a crane. The Liebherr 81K, to be exact. It's pretty good. The crane and the music.

Nope. @ColdJ?

Sure, you get them in 1:100 scale. Enjoy them! They are only 0.07 inches long, so they all fit in a convenient travel size snack bag! I wish for the characters of Futurama to come to life.

Ehh, sometimes, but not often. TUBM doesn't have numbers in his username.

Granted. You forgot your spacesuit. I wish for Bagger 288.

Banned for not realizing it is a regular period, just at 72 point font size.

Granted. it bites you and you go to the hospital. You live, and you have no permanent damage besides a scar, but it hurt like hell! I wish for a pallet of printer paper.

Ok, thanks. And yes! I love Legos a LOT!! TUBM likes Meccano.

Don't know what that is, so probably not. TUBM is over 16.

Banned for not using a period at the end of your sentence.

Granted, but because "corrupted" was not spelled correctly your computer thought the command was 0 divided by 0, created a black hole, and ended the universe. The only remnants of the entire universe was a Kenworth T880 dump truck filled with lime flavored Dorito Jello. I wish for someone to spectacularly corrupt this wish.

How's that for a chemical compound? Top one is German, bottom one is English.

Oh, I didn't know that happened! I am glad to hear everyone at Squad is fine! Was anyone else not at Squad hurt? If so, then my condolences to the families of the victims. I guess I am a little late saying this, but whatever.

You get an IVA Kerbal pushed through an edited wire mesh screen, turning into a strange jello-like green substance. I wish for a dump truck of jello.

Guten tag Doktor Kerbal! Good day Doctor Kerbal!

Granted. Confused about where the road is going, they use a Liebherr PR 736 dozer, a Liebherr R 936 excavator, and a Cat 315CL excavator to demolish your house, use a Cat CS533E soil compactor, Cat Liebherr A922 wheeled excavator, Kenworth dump truck, Vögele Super 1800-3 paver, and Cat CCS9 asphalt compacter to make a road where your house once was. I wish for a clock.

"I'm the first person on Mars? Cool! So....what do we do now?"

Here is some more stuff (Come on, someone post their art! I don't like double or triple posting.) I made these back in 2019. There are more, but I am only going to post these for now. I know the wheels are small. And here is something for all the Futurama fans out there!! I drew it on a big piece of paper, then taped it to an old pizza box. I made it around new year's eve of 2020 (I think) To try and recreate the pilot episode of Futurama. If you don't watch Futurama already, you should. It's a great show.

I drew these back in 2019. There are others, but these were the best out of all of them. Yes, I know the wheels are way too small.