Ben J. Kerman

A blanket. I will just snuggle up, get comfortable and drift through the universe forever, or until I run out of EC or oxygen. (Or until I crash, it depends on what made the spacecraft doomed)

I looked up "Liebherr crawler crane" I won't be able to go fast and I will really mess up the road, but I can run over zombies with a very, very, very heavy machine. If it has a front stonegaurd on the cab, I will be even better off. Also, if there are any building pieces or vehicles in my path, I can lift them out of my way.

Nein! (Actually ja, it's granted.) You get a bunch of images of Philip J. Fry from France, but you can't understand the labels on the crates, I wish I had a dump truck full of legos.

Hey, is that a mobile truck crane? (It's a crawler crane, and this is meant to annoy the construction equipment fan base)

コンクリートミキサー (Konkurītomikisā) That's concrete mixer in Japanese. Learn how to pronounce it.

Yes, a Core i3 10th Gen. TUBM lives in the country.

Granted, you get a Sikorsky Skycrane which you immediately sell to me for $500 because you know how much I love cranes. I wish that I knew how to speak German.

Granted. I have all the materials to build a cell tower right next to your house! That'll be...1 million dollars. Hey, the crane I need to use to put this thing up cost a lot of money. Just covering expenses, y'know? I wish for an "any" key for my keyboard.

Baumaschinen-Haftpflichtversicherung (Construction equipment liability insurance in German)

Banned for banning me for a previous post.

Sure, everything was thrown in a log chipper and carried away by a Liebherr TA 230 articulated dump truck even though they are not available in the USA yet and are not street legal. I wish for money.

In case of emergency, buy a phone, paint it red, and pretend it is special.

Nein! (No!) @Starhelperdude?

Banned for not ending sentence with a period.

Granted. To bake it, we threw it into the sun. I wish that Lego made small "down and out" crane outrigger pieces.

Granted, an accident involving a Kerbal, an excavator, a pile of dirt, and a steep gradient caused the work day to end. I wish I hadn't taken apart my Lego forklift.

Granted, the moderator's post becomes 2 kilometers long and you are a slow reader. I wish for a 205 liter drum full of Lego pieces.

It has been a while, but I think so. TUBM is worried about the Megathread.

Granted, you get your least favorite song playing constantly in your head for the rest of your life. [snip]

Sure, I guess. TUBM doesn't live in the same time zone as me (US Eastern Time, right now it is 1:09 AM)

Yes, A big front and backyard. TUBM uses Windows.

In case of emergency, Ctrl+Alt+Del

Eat. Why did Microsoft not keep the "Pipes" screensaver from Windows XP on Windows 10? Yes, I have a Windows XP computer, not as my primary one, of course.

In case of emergency, pause.

I like trains, mainly model HO scale trains, but I (Of course) like rail cranes and rail excavators. I really need a modern (I have an HO scale rail crane, but it doesn't fit my era, which is around 2000-now) telescopic rail crane for my train set, but first I need to set up the table all this is going on.