Granted, you get constant Kamazon Prime deliveries by dump truck, loader, forklift and helicopter of pencil lead. So much so that you have nowhere to store it, so you hire me to use my crane and stack all of the pencil lead in tall piles and towers. You try to cancel the shipments, but it won't let you. You are soon broke because you kept hiring me to lift stuff with my crane and because you spent it all on pencil lead. Almost all of your stuff except the pencil lead is repossessed, including all of your pencils. You try and sell the lead, but nobody wants it. You decide to dump some of it in the closest river, and burn the rest. Unfortunately, doing so you violate EPA environmental regulations and go to jail.
I wish for lots of traffic cones.