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Singhnaut

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  1. Johanssen Kerman was a detective but found himself in the first horror movie made by AI. Because of this, bad dialogue and acting caused his wife to die and he tripped and died from "drunkness" Maverick Kerman: Ku-57 did a Cobra maneuver.
  2. Jason Kerbal was Kirrim Kerman's rival. One day, he forgot that, and reached to hug Kirrim. Kirrim was hiding a pistol in his coat and shot Jason. Summer Kerman: Seasonal depression.
  3. Beta Kerman killed him by warping to the pre-alpha days. SPH worker 207: Working in the VAB
  4. Danny Kerman loved watching his favorite Kutouber Zanny1234. He tried to recreate his experiments but accidentally loaded his kerbal railgun with himself. Unfortunately someone was launching their Kalsa model flight simulator plane above. He was killed from the impact. Sonic Kerman: FTL travel
  5. Hihihi Kerman was a reporter. Unfortunately, he liked Human-Kerbal, the superhero that K Jonah Kameson hated. He got drunk one night and made fun of Jonah. Jonah hired a hitman and Hihihi died. Darth Kerman: His powers led to abilities that some kerbals would believe to be unnatural.
  6. The diamonds were comets. She was impaled on one. Her last words were "I should have listened to the Keatles". Boba Kerman: Jetpack fail
  7. Those are wild paperplanes Instead of plos bros they are elons melons (I don't know why I said that, it just works.)
  8. That fits you Would a comic strip count? (Also can I work on it with someone who doesn't play KSP)
  9. Checker Kerman was the servant to King Kermun Kerman. Kermun was bitter and evil and [REDACTED] him in the head, and [REDACTED] him off the palace roof afterwards. Jango Kerman. His bounty was Jebediah Kerman
  10. June Kerman loved kutterflies but one day moths lied to the cutterflies. The cutterflies hated lies and lied to June who died from losing brain cells. Xbox Kerman: Killed by Peesee Kerman (PC)
  11. Kury Kerman lived in an iron apartment and everything was made out of iron. Even his own custom tattoo machine. One day he was getting a new tattoo when he realized he had left it out for too long. Because of the rust, he was cut deeply and died due to infection. Julius Kerman: dictatorship
  12. Why not fellowship of the monoliths:) Milgas Kerman loved making 1:1 SpaceY starship models in her backyard. One day, the KAA (kerbal aviation assosiation) mistook them for real starship. They sent in super soldiers to kill Milgas. They succeeded. Gimli Kerman: died trying to reclaim the mines of Koria
  13. Vany Kerman was working at the springfield power plant. Homer hated him and pushed him into the reactor room. Gollum Kerman: Fell into a volcano after his jewelry fell in it.
  14. Albedo Kerman crossed through the Barycenter of the two bodies and was crushed by gravity (yes u know this makes no sense) Maserati Kerman: Thought he was in a taxi, not a race car
  15. Kerman Kerman loved life, and never wanted to die. Recently his uncle died, so he fled to the island airfield, where there were no dangers and he couldn't die. Unfortunately, "Visitors" from Duna chose that spot as their landing sight and crushed the now insane Kerman Kerman's shack, thus ending his sorry life. Amogus Kerman. Fear of Krewmates
  16. 6/10. I think I have seen you before
  17. There should be multiple modes. One being sandbox multiplayer, another being career multiplayer, the third being science multiplayer, and the fourth being this.
  18. Linus Kerman: Linus was a quiet child who lived in Kermany. He had been separated from his two brothers, Lemburry and Thompberry (Yes, the one from Emiko Station) but a kind man named Wernher Von Kerman found him on the streets of Kologne, Kermany. Wernher raised Linus with deep affection and started to notice how intelligent he was. Around the time Linus was 8, the 3rd Keich had gained power and the Kazi's started invading other countries. The Kazi's evicted Wernher and Linus and forced them to work for them. While developing planes for the Kazi's, they secretly made plans for something they called a rocket. At the end of the war, they heard that the Kazi's, led by Kitler, had trapped the Allies. They quickly built their prototype, the K2, and launched it at the Kazi army. They both became famous after that, allowing his brothers and cousin, Valentina, to find them. Valentina informed them of a new project called the KSP. All of the friends then were accepted in the KSP. Within 2 months, Linus and Wernher became well-known and Wernher was appointed Chief Engineer and the engineer representative for staff meetings, while Linus became the Chief scientist and experimental engineer. He also represented the R&D department in staff meetings. Much later, during the War Against Thompberry Kerman, Linus agreed to adopt Thompberry's consciousness. This led to both living in one body, with them both being able to switch willingly. The person in control of the body's movement, vision, and hearing were all accesible to the person who was not in control, allowing them to communicate to the one in control. Linus continued to develop new tech for the KSC, when eventually it was time to set sights on further distances. As the old KSC was turned into a musuem, they prepared to move to a new location: Kape Kanaveral, and set their sights on other stars.
  19. We know that the Kerbals are living, we know which solar system they live in, but why? This is the question I am piecing together as we explore the past, present, and future of the kerbals’ existence on, “The Kerbol Chronicles”. Basically, use clues and fan made ideas you discover in game or out of the game and we can piece their story back together
  20. I got afraid that you would leave for a second. Congratulations!
  21. I am so sorry. I know you said you wouldn't be online for a while, but know that we are here for you
  22. Is it in the science category? If so, it probably is (I can't check right now)
  23. In this game, you create your own backstory on kerbalkind all the way up to the day the KSC was built. I'll start. Long ago, the solar system now known as Kerbol was complete. It had everything someone could want. The sun god, Kerbol, the moon god, Mun, the uncle god, Minmus, and the annoying aunt god, The Kraken, all decided that there should be life in that seemingly perfect system. Since Kerbol was always so bright and cheery, everyone decided to name the new species after her. They called them, the kerbals. A new kerbal was born every time a star died in the universe. The star's spirit and name would belong to its new body, a kerbal. The many gods frolicked in the cosmos as they watched the kerbals break new boundaries, and even touch the gods themselves, by landing on them. The kerbals, however, still had many more galaxies to explore...
  24. You forget to deploy the solar panels before timewarping. Linus sends a rover to Duna to get an exotic sandwich
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