Around \'95, it was not unusual that soldiers stole cows in Sibiria. So some Russian soldiers wanted to steal cows and they did. To get them away, they used a cargo plane. In the plane, the cows where scared and they even destabilized the plane. The soldiers had to throw the cows out of the cargo bay door to prevent a crash. One of the cows hit a Japanese fisher boat and SUNK IT! The crew of the boat was recovered but accused \'cause nobody believed that the boat was destroyed by a falling cow. And the best: To set them free, Russia validated that this really happened! (Later, a German politician used this as an example for the Russian flight control being unreliable)