ColdJ

I was once an elite racer in an ore hover team on Mars. I usually raced in the "Bug Class" or was the Quarter Back when playing Hover football. I was known for having "Cool Judgement" at speed and dishing out "Cold Justice" when I was a blocker. Most people mistakenly think I like juice.

10/10 Your happiness pervades the forum.

Because otherwise it would be ironic. Would a Kerbal eat a Gummy Bear or would a Gummy Bear eat a Kerbal?

Did I remember to turn off the iron?

Yes, yes I am. - Phineas

I wonder why I would get banned for having a random thought while I am showering? Oh damn, the hot water has run out.

10/10 That is very human. Just because I have gone a bit senile over the last 3 million years doesn't mean I am not human.

I "Like" this but unfortunately the forum software says I have used all mine up.

Waiter: Sorry, that was a limited feature that only lasted a nanosecond. Customer: Waiter, there is an Elmer Fudd in my soup.

I can't know if you will ever read this, but stay strong. Losing someone close can be devastating, and afterwards the smallest things can seem insurmountable. It can seem like an easy choice to just give in, but if you keep getting up each day and doing something, it will get easier eventually, sorry there is no rushing it, but it will happen. This is just a nice game and forum to distract us from the harshness of real life. Your life, and feeling right in it are far more important. Please be strong. most people can't be there with you, but it doesn't mean that you are alone. Take care of yourself and please be safe.

Cause the night still has a thousand eyes, and when the truth is brought to light, you and I, YOU AND I,will be, FREE! -SVRCINA

Damn, got 1 in. Guess I will have to make a note of the time everytime I "Like" someone.

I wonder how quickly we can get @adsii1970 up to 10,000?

Housecrack

I like you all but have to wait till the next reset to show my appreciation. I wonder how many pins would fit on the top of a Kerbal?

Revenue? Oooh, Did you guys read my T&Cs giving me all rights in perpetuity to the original idea that started this thread? You didn't? Oh, then just wait a sec while I go write it up. As you all know, Jeb is a Fun Guy. No nose or ears(have you ever actually seen them pull their helmets on?, I don't think you could do it if they had a solid bone skull.) and they are very resilient and bouncy. I have had a Kerbal leave an orbiting space craft and fireball down through the atmosphere only to land safe with a parachute. When they do sort of die, they explode into a cloud of spores that gets carried on the (non existant)wind. To repopulate with hundreds of clones. (send in the clones, there has to be clones, don't bother they're here.) The green colour is only so they can hide in the grass to play pranks on each other. (they all have the same sense of humour.) They don't actually have a gender. (Val is just a natural variance in the cloned DNA) And they absorb all the nutrients they need through the skin.(snacks were created by a marketing company that wanted to see what results excessive sugar and salt would have on the populace through the generations.) Fungi naturally prey upon all the other Phylums and because they are very good at it they have wiped out all animal life and most plant life that once existed on the planet. So in closing. Kerbals are higly evolved Fungi. Thank you for your time. P.S I would have "Liked" your answers but I have apparently used up my "Likes" for the time being. I will try again when enough time has passed to reset.

Mouseclack

Poor Admiral Fluffy will not be pleased by that, good thing all their quotes are on the Quotes thread.

Sky Diver would be lovely. Maybe if we all put that thought out into the universe we might get lucky in the future.

Hello. Does @kerbiloid think that Jeb is a Fun Guy?

Stop worrying about all the artificially imposed stresses created by the uber captalistic, you can't be happy without money, modern society. And just enjoy life, for as long as it may last.

Mousenhick

Gem

Kerbals may have removed their ears in order to slide their helmets on. And yes, Kerbals are sea sick minions. I wonder how long in to the one way trip to Mars the primitive beast that lives in us all, will totally freak out, realising that their is no going back and will either go mad or comatose?

If only you could see what I’ve seen with your eyes.- Roy Batty: In Blade Runner. “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.”- The Guide “You have been, and always shall be, my friend”- Mr Spock. But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. - Vizzini: The Princess Bride. My Momma said: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get. - Forrest Gump. Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! - Richard Harris.