Holo

Has science went too far? Also, the new feet granted us dancing skills!

Why thank you.

I just made some little pixel flags for the continents:

We have moved to the new nest. Which hands and feet are needed? EDIT: Also, the neck has been lengthened.

Statement 3 (based off Statement 2): You may modify this statement as long as modifications are indicated in red or, if it is a modification (rather than an addition), in blue.

I permanently destroyed the supercluster it was in.

After pondering for a fun game idea that would come up with some interesting results by playing with sentences, this came to me. It could be described as an odd sort of decentralised Nomic, but who knows. Essentially, I post a statement here which contains rules. You may use those rules to modify the statement, as long as it is in following with the rules. Players may modify that statement as well (under the rules outlined in the statement), and so on and so forth. The only core rule is that you must begin it with the number of the statement and which statement it was based off. For example: “Statement 1: You may modify this statement.†“Statement 2 (based off Statement 1): You may modify this statement so long as any addenda contain the letter ‘e’†“Statement 3 (based off Statement 1): You may modify this statement so long as any addenda do not contain the letter ‘e’†and so on. Hopefully, these statements will change over time and maybe even compete memetically. We’ll see. With that done, I shall begin with Statement 1: Statement 1: You may modify this statement in any way.

Not if the payer produces that value by, say, constructing 80 million Dyson spheres.

If you want a simplified English, learn V0tGil.

Around the world? Don't you mean galaxy?

The cost of generating electricity is around £100 per MWh. This corresponds to around $170 per MWh. This means that, in terms of electricity, $2V (two undecillion dollars) equals is worth 1.176E34 MWh. But how much, exactly, is 12 TDWh (twelve decillion megawatt-hours)? The total luminosity of the sun is 3.83E20 MW. This means, to equal the required amount of energy to pay the $2V lawsuit, the Sun will need to have 100% of its output harvested for 30.7 trillion hours. This is equal to 3.5 billion years, well within the remaining lifespan of the Sun. In other words, the $2V lawsuit can be payed easily using a single star, provided that all of its energy output is harvested for 3.5 billion years. However, this is far too much – Mr. Purisima is very unlikely to be able to live for that long in order to actually receive the money. He could simply have the $2V payed to his distant descendants, but it is likely that he would much prefer to receive it in his lifetime. I am unsure of the age of Mr. Purisima, but the average age of a male living in the United States is 35.5 years, and the average life expectancy of a male living in the United States is 77.4 years. This means that, on average, a male living in the US has 41.9 years left to live. As this is 83.64 million times less than the amount of time that it would take with a single star, it means that 83.64 million stars, all of their energy harvested for the remainder of Mr. Purisima’s life, then paid in the largest transaction in galactic history, to pay off the lawsuit. The best part is is that 80 million stars isn’t really that much. There are 200-400 billion stars in the Milky Way, meaning that, assuming that all energy in the galaxy was focused entirely towards paying expensive lawsuits, up to 3,586 Anton Purisimas could be sustained at any one time.

It's not my last chance to see. It's stored safely on my computer to reupload when the lawyers are looking somewhere else (or just watch whenever).

Well, so's the rest of KSP, so I'm fine.

The new, gloriose Groszvenats! But, after evolving, the rest of our nest ran away. What now? (also thanks for the tip about siren song)

In this new map, the ice sheets are greyed out since they aren't actually real continents. This lowers the continent count to six, which is a nice number.

In my headcanon, I call it the Koebbelsreich. It has a nice ring to it.

COMRADE(S)! Today, we fight! We would use soothing song to ally, but they hate us! After the first kill, our species gained improved brain power. Should we continue, or do something else?

I have exams coming up soon so I'm busy revising and stuff, I don't really have much time for the important things in life. I'm going to try to get an update done tomorrow, though!

Hey neat, a sticky! Here is the mouths tab: And here are the sharp spiky weapons of death: THUNDER THIGHS! STOUTMODE ACTIVATE! Here are your wings. EDIT: Time to become adaptable. KILL! BE KILLED! MORE KILL! YET MORE KILL! WE'VE BEEN TOO FRIENDLY! THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT DARWIN WROTE! However, my next targets for killing seemed to be too powerful. What do we do, KSP forum?

I have no idea how anyone thought it could be a good plan to spend three years making a game worse. Then again, EA.

Dreadful? I wouldn't say that. It's very fun, just that it wasn't what was expected. You should avoid gems such as "Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing" and "Pac-Man (Atari 2600)". Fruit = eaten Also, eating fruit taught this Groszvenatz charm. Remarkable. The Groszvenatz is now fatter. Here's the evolution timeline. These guys are OP in the being weak department. That counts, right? And here, we see that the Groszvenatz is now more intelligent. A victory for the KSP forums! This allows us to take an ally for our own. Which I decide shall be the Disterbil Template. Also, the sucker now has arms.

Yeah, what Tery215 said. Well, two votes yes, one vote no. In conclusion, KILL! FEAST UPON THEIR FLESH! ELIMINATE THEM ALL! EAT FRUIT!

These [censored]men look tasty. Yes or no?

The Groszvenatz eyed the Rasalex nervously. "Do I really have to ally with this thing," it thought to itself, but nonetheless, Spode had spoken within its head. Forcing itself to swallow the uncomfortable amount of saliva that had formed in its mouth from the thought of eating the Rasalex (despite being a herbivore), it readied itself for the social interaction that would ensue. The Groszvenatz also remembered something about a "special ability". It decided to preserve the use of this for when Spode commands it. It forced itself to ally with the first Rasalex it saw. Upon making an awkward song in an attempt to imitate it, the Rasalex summoned a shield from what is presumable the nether world and presented it to the Groszvenatz. The shield must have triggered some kind of primal desire in the Groszvenatz, because no sooner had it saw the shield, its mind went to thoughts of mating. All this was a great learning experience for the Groszvenatz. It would have considered pursuing higher education, had such a thing been invented or even conceptualised yet. Allying the rest of the Rasalex went off without a hitch, and at the end of it, the Groszvenatz realised that it wasn't that bad. It still thought the Rasalex looked delicious, though. >Enter Command

You and me both. Great game, but it promised to be so much better. Luckily Thrive is making steady progress, so some day we may be able to play the Spore we wanted.