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Comrades, this is your captain. It is an honor to speak to you today, and I am honored to be sailing with you on the maiden voyage of our motherland's most recent achievement. Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary  The Enemy Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of Stayputnik and Yuri Kerman when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Well, they will tremble again  at the sound of our silence.
Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential. They will do everything possible to test us; but they will only test their own embarassment. We will leave our fleet behind, we will pass through the enemy patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct combat drills. Then, and when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Kavana, where the sun is warm, and so is the...comradeship. A great day, comrades. We sail into history.
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