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Souper

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  1. You know what really grinds my gears? When my ship is leaving a celestial body, but i can't focus onto it for some reason.
  2. Oh. Oh no. *gets into car* *drives away* D-does he see me? Ok, good, i got away from the mud monste- AAAAAAAH
  3. ------------------------------.urT False, you forget the ------------- at the end. The user below me is a SPY!
  4. There bullets return to their barrels because they all realise i'm a Soviet cosmonaut. The next poster is trolled to death.
  5. I go back in time, hurl a Shampoo bomb at the supernova, increasing the star's lifespan just long enough for me to jetpack away. The next poster is in the middle of an interplanetary collision.
  6. My 4D counterpart is the only one that travels to 4D space, you got nothin' on me. Universe.dat is deleted, therefore the next poster is also deleted.
  7. Yeah, you read wrong. Don't just say "no", it's annoying. Shampoo nuke, 500 meters soapy suds, you clean up mess! P.S Go read the new rule i just implemented. >
  8. ERROR: The rules cleary state you can't simpyl say "no" You must use a creative means or surviving! Therefore, may the next poster refer to 2 posts earlier: Shampoo nuke Everything in 500 meters covered in soapy suds. You clean up mess.
  9. When shall we be sending MANNED missions to the Microverse?
  10. I buy a new one, and hack the one you stole. I use a Shampoo nuke on the next poster, they (and anything in 500 meters) is covered in soapy suds.
  11. Souper

    Riddles

    ...Boxing? Fencing? Hunting?
  12. Souper

    Riddles

    A bell? A horn? A trumpet? SPORTS! *fingers crossed*
  13. Souper

    Riddles

    Irish bar fight? Poland right before germany invaded it? An afterschool fight?
  14. I punch it when it hits me. Jet destroyed. The smell of onions fills the next poster's nose as Shrek appears.
  15. Is interstellar travel implemented yet? I'd like to try it out, everytime i do it in the current alpha build it goes nowhere, and my lander becomes unstable (it rips itself apart) Is this a bug?
  16. I am located on Eve, and you didn't make an attack. The next poster is naked and covered in honey while fighting bears in Siberia.
  17. You push me out of the sweet spot, right out the exit. Russian people are driving.
  18. Souper

    Riddles

    This isn't ogre yet. i WILL solve this riddle!
  19. Souper

    Riddles

    Tap dancing? Going to church? A bunker?
  20. Souper

    Riddles

    Sounding a war horn? A church bell? The end of days?
  21. not only will YOU be banned, but me, and everyone else be banned because we have opened numerous portals to other threads!
  22. Waiter, there's an Inter-thread portal in my soup!
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