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Korea declares war on america. America and China and Russia then gang up on N. Korea, kicking their asses, thus rescuing me! Eric Cartman taunts the next poster.

This is correct. But actually, it's not that hard, really. Walking on venus in a spacesuit is like walking in 1km deep water on Earth; easy. Easy, but EXHAUSTING. and yes, i'm not stupid. Venus is very hot and very dense.

ERROR: Con is invalid. I stated that i would be immune to negative effects, and am therefore able to survive.

What can i say? I have a fascination for Venus.

1. CO2 mining 2. Subterranean bases / colonies / cities (that were at least 5 km underground, to prevent cave-ins) 3. Space stations in orbit 4. Terraforming 5. Prisons (either in orbit, on the surface, or subterranean) 6. A place 500$ says that you can land on, walk on, and return from 7. Underground / orbital military bases 8. Prospecting 9. Underground Farms 10. A place to slingshot to other planets. Duh!

The fact of the matter is: CURRENCY WON'T MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE. HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN THAT? We'd probably only limit the ship(s?) construction to resources. Then we'll just give the passengers a whole new economy. Oh and by the way, this will most likely be an international effort.

5 sv/h, 300 sv/h, that's not enough to kill you in the 15 minutes it takes to get out of there, for sure. An example: 216,000 sv/h will kill you in 6-8 seconds. 3600 sv/h will kill you in 6-8 minutes. 1 sv/h will kill you in 6-8 hours. Your 300 sv/h is useless against my body. You may argue that 300 sv/h is huge in comparison with background radiation? I'm talking about overall radiation. Not just background radiation, foreground radiation as well! PLEASE can we keep this on a short-term exposure scale?

The above post is invalid, as it violates one of the rules of the game. "It cannot simply be there". We continue from here.

NOPE

Bows are weak and innefective. Go, segway police!

Well of course longterm 5 sv/h is deadly! I was referring to short-term exposure.

5 sv/h is 'Insanely High?' XD You must be kidding me. I was expecting something along the line of 1 sv PER SECOND, which would kill you in...7-8 seconds. 5 sv/h would take 2 hours to kill you. That's more then enough time to escape. Come back to the irradiated spitoon when were' talking about SERIOUS Radiation. (It takes 6-8 sv to kill someone)

You can always buy another one.

CRAP! 'd

.....Until Smosh deleted it with their magic keyboard.

The odds of that happening are slim. No way i'm going to sabotage the ship. In fact, i'd sabotage the other sabotage-ers.

How many seiverts of radiation / second is found inside Chernobyl's No. 4 reactor at present day? And how long would a human without radiation suit survive inside?

Then i'll just move Earth far away!

I escaped right before it hit.

Of course it would! It's gonna take more then that to escape her atmosphere.

Pro: Crafting, like in minecraft. Con: Papercuts are common. Be able to teleport throughout the solar system, be immune to any and all negative effects of the celestial bodies, and always have a way to return to Earth.

Pro: Fly rockets, crash rockets, be epic, be brave, and fit through small openings like you were a child. Con: Sheer stupidity, vulnerability to the Kraken. Morph into anyone at will, and perfectly imitate them as well.

I went interstellar for the first time! A somewhat botched Eveshot, but he made it home! A camping trip. IS NOT POSSIBLE! How'd he get the courage to do that?

I don't care if it's breaking the laws of physics, i want to build a Karea 51 as soon as possible!