My wife gets a call yesterday (Sunday) to come down to the daycare where she works to help clean up the matchsticks that used to be the fence. I whipped up this sign for her this morning to save at least some of the explanations.
The place is called "A Nice Place to Be." Now the joke will be "A Nice Place to Crash Your Car"
Edit: I guess I should add the story: at 3 am the guy apparently fell asleep at the wheel, crossed the oncoming lanes, and plowed through 3 or 4 panels of cedar fencing before clipping the telephone pole and kissing the corner of the building. Flying debris crazed the outer pane of a double-glazed window, but the inner pane was thankfully still intact. Luckily he also missed the play structure inside the yard, which was just put in last summer, along with the new fence.
They are still open for business today, although they won't be using that yard for awhile, unless they get some temporary fencing.
Anyone else have any "OMG What happened...?" stories?