King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I add in a mod called "super duper engine". An LV-T 30 engine breaks into the hill at the speed of light, wrecking a path for me to claim the hill on.

My hole in the hill.

[Stealthyboy]

I put on my grumpy parent hat, take the hole in the hill and I throw it in the bin until everyone learns to share.

NO ONE'S HOLE IN THE HILL!

[Sesni]

I build another hill.

My hill.

[TonyC]

I drop a neutron bomb on Sesni's hill and deploy a Shoop-Da-Whoop-9001 turret on it.

My hill.

IMMA FIRI-

[Kinglet]

I distract your turret with harmless button quails covered in mirror armor and scavenge its electronics.

My hill with shiny button quails and a Shoop-Da-Whoop-9001 turret hull on it.

[Tery215]

I put spiders in the turret hull. They scare your birds away.

My hill.

[Sesni]

I put fire in the turret hull to get rid of the spiders.

My hill and turret hull.

[_Augustus_]

I crash an asteroid into the hill.

My hill.

[Chezburgar7300]

I salvage _Augustus_' asteroid and make my own hill.

His and my hills.

[megatiger78]

I take over the original hill, which is five parallel universes away, in the first thread ever to play this forum game.

[KerbinW365]

I build a hill very different to this one as it is actually Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria.

[_Augustus_]

I fire an explosive rainbow pony out of a bazooka at your pathetic hill.

My hill.

[Sesni]

I go around to the four (current) hills and conquer them all.

My four hills.

[_Augustus_]

I redirect Dres to hit Kerbin. Kerbin is mostly destroyed.

My ruined Kerbin.

[Tery215]

I find a planet orbiting another star, that's way better. I claim a hill on it.

My hill.

[Yukon0009]

I steal Zekes' battleships and blow you up. My hill.

[megatiger78]

I sink the ruins kerbin's hill into the floor for for being FNAF related, then drop a nuke on the planet it is on and take out half of its universe. my half of a universe.

[Sesni]

I still have the four hills from the last page! I also plant my flag on the remaining half of the universe

My four hills and half of the universe!

Edited January 2, 2015 by Sesni
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[_Augustus_]

I again reset time to the original post. I take the hill by force, then travel forward in time to now to make sure you all never post.

My hill.

[megatiger78]

I put you in my prison. And build you something.......

My prison.

[_Augustus_]

I summon Team America and Nexter. They flood your prison with democracy.

My prison.

[megatiger78]

the "uncontrollable riot" failure condition happens. SO MANY MARINES!!!!

my prison. which is on the hill.

[_Augustus_]

GO GO GO IT'S A SHARKNADO

I send a sharknado to your prison.

​My shark prison.

[Tery215]

I use animal spray. It repels all the sharks and humans from the prison.

My empty prison.

[Sesni]

I plant my flag on the prison.

My empty prison.