King of the Hill

[kerbiloid]

While you are struggling against gravitation, the hill keeps living on its own.

[kerbiloid]

The hill still keeps living on its own.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

I offer you a higher hill, if you give me yours.

[Dientus]

I bite both of your ankles and take both of your hills.

 

My hills

 

[Stormpilot]

I use M24 Chaffee and shoot you on both your hills and they become my hills.

Edited August 6, 2021 by Stormpilot
Now we must use communism and they will become OUR hills

[kerbiloid]

The hills are icy, so the tank slides down.

Hills' hills.

[GuessingEveryDay]

One man, One shovel.

To be continued...

[Dientus]

I use dog sled and claim one icy hill

 

My hill, icy hill

 

[kerbiloid]

The dogs start fighting, and the sled slides away.

A dogpack's icy hill.

[Stormpilot]

I use 1 500 000 confused cats. They run over the dogs on both hills and start a communist republic and name it SSSCR (Soyuz Soviet Socalist Cat Republic). They arm the outer borders with walls and use massive armoured gun turrets like the ones used on battleships. There are radar and anti air defences including CWIS and SAM’s. The ground forces build up and an Air Force is established. They now have a super fortified nation ready to repel an attack.

They are OUR hills (but really belong to the cats controlling them).

Edited August 7, 2021 by Stormpilot

[Dman979]

I ban them.

My dog's hill.

[kerbiloid]

The dog starts digging.

A new hill grows behind instead of this one.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Yo.

What's that trap door under you?

My uh... Dammit, it was the wrong hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

It’s the wrong hill because it’s my hill. I take over it by crashing an asteroid into it. The upper half of the asteroid is now the hill (the lower half is buried)

to enforce it, i use 300 modified sea dragon rockets (really big conceptual rocket, can take 500t to low earth orbit) placed around the hill  with the second stage and payload replaced with antimatter bombs as super heavy short range missiles that will fire when someone tries to approach it. 

[Stormpilot]

I use 5 000 000 000 confused cats. There are too many for your puny missles to stop. They destroy your rockets by launching themselves into them using the propulsion provided by their high pressure poophole gasses. There is so much not only are the rockets destroyed from the impact the hill is now a toxic wasteland only inhabitable by cats. This is the result of the poophole gasses and anyone with a cat knows what I’m talking about.

Stinky cats hill.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Ha-ha!

Dang it, its still the wrong hill.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

I destroy all hills with a Tsar Bomba. I build a new hill with whats left of them.

[Dientus]

.... and I climb the hill with my pack to claim it.

 

Packs hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

And i build 100000000 orbital based antimatter missiles (so random cans cant come and interfere) which destroy the entire planet

then i build a new hill on an asteroid armed with lasers yet more missiles  that is escaping the solar system at 99% the speed of light so no one can catch up.

[kerbiloid]

The laser beams are bended by the asteroid gravitation and form a lighteroid,

[Stormpilot]

I summon a spaghetti monster and he stretches his arms to grab the hill and he brings it to me. I use an army of 1.7 billion cats and 2.4 billion dachunds to help me build 1.2 million hills. The dogs and cats set up an unbreakable force field around the hills and they guard them and are armed with tanks, helicopters, and other weapons.

Pets hills

[kerbiloid]

They don't die. Technically.  You know the plot.

[Stormpilot]

I simply walk up one of the hills and say it’s mine. I then destroy the other 1 199 999 hills.

my hill

[Dientus]

I walk up to your Hill point and say "oh my what is that!!!!" And when you turn to look I push you off.

My hill

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

But then a freak tornado comes and blows you off the hill. Then i climb up and take over it. I build a anything proof bunker anchored to bedrock where I will take shelter if someone tries to attack again

then i cover my hill with titanium sprayed with super slippery anything repelling washing liquid so anyone who tries to climb up will loose their balance and fall down

After that i put 1000000 unshielded uranium reactor cores around the perimeter of the base of the hill that are producing immense radiation that will fry anyone who dares come close

and i cover the whole thing with lava, an unbreakable force field and F-1 engines (as used in the Saturn v moon rocket) with infinite fuel cheat enabled firing outward which will vaporise anything that comes close to my hill

I also arm it with wack-a-kerbal/object thrower cannons firing automated target seeking projectiles at 90% the speed of light

NOW IT’S MY HILL