Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[MaverickSawyer]

Do not look at the operational end of the Magic Boulder.

[cratercracker]

Do not call magic boulder a boulder, it will be offended and will call the police.

[DeltaDizzy]

Do not call the magic boulder steven. It will attempt to hug you, but it's immense mass, inertia, and velocity will make the hug deadly.

[WinkAllKerb'']

"kitty" do or do not

[Guest]

Don't feed it ore. It will spit it back at you.

[WinkAllKerb'']

do not merge with the magic boulder because you won't like it

[Regor]

Do not attempt to get within 858672857288km within the magic boulde

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Do not get the magic boulder within 10km of a oscar B fuel tank, or the FAA, do not feed after midnight, or wash in cold waster, not for ages 12 or under

[ProtoJeb21]

Do not throw toasters on the Magic Boulder. Spontaneous expldificationing may occur.

[WinkAllKerb'']

do not ask the magic boulder why your suddenly gettin mad on phone close to the time an horrible event happen, it may answer it might has to do with the relative emos flooding the network signal a way or another, but the best remain when you learn yourself about the said event hours/days later
&
do not ask the magic boulder to use it s power so the ant ane suddenly unable to follow pheromonal track, the magic boulder gonna be very hunnappy because ants do that naturally and per default

Edited July 30, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Confused Scientist]

Do not allow the magic boulder to welcome our ant overlords!

[DunaManiac]

Do not transport the Magic boulder with a car, otherwise, THE KRAKEN WILL ATTACK! if this happens please abort all missions and cry in the corner, and then becoming a flat earth member.

[cubinator]

Do not let the Magic Boulder watch Animusic.

[MaverickSawyer]

Do not let the Magic Boulder near any media outlet, lest it become enraged with humanity.

[WinkAllKerb'']

do not summon 

@Souper

 in the magic boulder thread

[Souper]

YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

Edited August 6, 2017 by Souper

[53miner53]

Do not redirect the magic boulder. It will redirect itself when it wants to.

[Guest]

Do not attempt to call the magic boulder a potato or try eating it. It will be offended and/or reapeatedly bang into your rocket

[TheKSPBeginner]

@Souper is the magic boulder.

 

[Souper]

...

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Sooooooo souper.... Hows that bouldering going *pokes* you seem to be stuck in orbit around duna, sir boulder *pokes again*

 

 

Boulder has been taunted!

Edited August 21, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace

[Souper]

50 minutes ago, RoadRunnerAerospace said:

Sooooooo souper.... Hows that bouldering going *pokes* you seem to be stuck in orbit around duna, sir boulder *pokes again*

 

 

Boulder has been taunted!

Oh, you've done it now...

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

AHHHHHHHHH! 

BAD BOULDER! BAD!

Edited August 22, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace

[Benjamin Kerman]

Do not give the magic boulder a cookie, it will eat it. QED no moar cookie.  

[cubinator]

Do not speak of thermodynamics to the Magic Boulder