Scott Manley vs Chuck Norris

[kenbobo]

When Scott Manley pushes the space bar, it goes to space.

[DarkGravity]

Scott Manley walks into a space bar. Twelve angry Krakens greet him, hissing and baring their teeth. No worries. He never hits the space bar unless he's ready for anything.

Thanks for the inspiration, Kenbob

Edited May 20, 2015 by DarkGravity

[DarkGravity]

I looked up the phrase "simple problem" in Scott Manley's Encyclopedia of Space and this is what I found.

Edited May 20, 2015 by DarkGravity

[Whackjob]

Why is it whenever chuck norris is mentioned all the whackjobs come out of the wood work?

Read Chuck's online blog sometime. That's all I need to say.

[WinkAllKerb'']

but, but; what about the aware guy ? (hihi) {oh yeah chuck is in this one too xDr}

Edited May 20, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
/whackpalm

[heng]

In space only Scott Manley can hear you scream.

(movie reference for us old farts)...

[DarkGravity]

Good one, Heng!

[DarkGravity]

Scott Manley's wife once said to him "Sure you can cut my hair: the day pigs fly." The next day she saw him pricing pigs on the internet. She just handed him a pair of scissors right then and there.

[moronwrocket]

When Scott Manley walks by a junkyard, it experiences Sudden Unplanned Assembly.

[Nansuchao]

In KSP 0.0.8, Scott Manley landed on Jool...

[Leszek]

Secret NASA documents show the face on Mars is of Scott Manley.

When aliens finally do land on earth, their first words will be: "Take us to Scott Manley."

[Nansuchao]

In the '60, NASA trained for the Lunar Landing watching Scott Manley videos...

[NFUN]

Read Chuck's online blog sometime. That's all I need to say.

In other words, study it out?

I agree with you in any case.

[Whirligig Girl]

Scott Manley never crashes his car. He performs orbital rendezvous with the other car by lithobraking into a low-altitude synchronous orbit.

[Nansuchao]

Scott Manley found Lagrange points in KSP.

[Dman979]

Scott Manley taught Orville and Wilbur how to fly.

[Unheld]

This just has to be done...

Scott Manleys full name is Montgomery Scott Manley:

Capt. Kirk: Another technical journal, Scotty?

Scott: Aye.

Capt. Kirk: Don't you ever relax?

Scott: I am relaxing.

Kirk: How much refit time before we can take her out again?

Scotty: Eight weeks, sir. But ye don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ye in two.

[Leszek]

Jebediah and Valentina learned to be BadS's by watching Scott Manley Tutorials.

[livefree75]

Chuck Norris calculated the last digit of pi.

[DarkGravity]

Chuck Norris calculated the last digit of pi.

Scott Manley did that too, then did it a second time, just to crosscheck his work.

[LN400]

Apollo 8 was originally not meant to go to the moon. That was until the mission planners got a call and a toddler at the other end said "Hullo, I'm Scott Manley...". The rest is history.

[Vanamonde]

Some posts have been trimmed from this thread. Please keep the discussion to the topic rather than arguing with each other, and also, please keep the humor clean. We are talking about a real person here, after all.

[Unheld]

(no offence intended)

Jesus comes running to God:

"Father, there is a man sitting on your throne. ...And why are you packing?"

God:

"My son, that man is Scott Manley. And he really was here first."

[Xannari Ferrows]

Who says they would fight each other in the first place? Or compete or whatever? Why not just be friends?

[WinkAllKerb'']

Don't ask xannari, just don't ask xDr

anyway neither scott or chuck can beat a mlp ; )